Group One

[dramatispersonae]

[ Your group has suddenly appeared on a beautiful deserted island:



Before going any further, you may want to consult your map. ]

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The House on the Beach

[dramatispersonae]

[ It doesn't look like anyone is home . . . ]

Inside the House

[dramatispersonae]

[ There is a note on the bar that reads:

The price of one bottle of rum is ten terrible secrets. ]

Discuss

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Re: Discuss

[gravitysrainbow]

[.... I think I am too young for this adventure]

Leave Your Secrets

[dramatispersonae]

ETA

[dramatispersonae]

[ Make that FIVE terrible secrets, not ten. ]

The Bear in the Hammock

[dramatispersonae]

[ As you continue to make your way toward the treasure, it looks like that cartographer wasn't joking about the bear. ]



My word, what are all of you doing here? How rude, to interrupt my vacation like this! If you wish to pass, present me with a reasoned argument about why I should or shouldn't eat you.

Discuss

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Re: Discuss

[pchaaair]

. . .

We could give him the rum, if Dave didn't drink it all, maybe.

Re: Discuss

[telepathetically]

I DON'T TASTE GOOD I'M SKINNY

Re: Discuss

[godfatherly]

[ ... I'm sorry I'm too inflexible to deal with a talking bear. ]

Re: Discuss

[scratched]

Yeah how about because I'll kick his ass if he even looks at me hungrily.

Re: Discuss

[bondingspirits]

Ah--

I'm really sorry we're interrupting your vacation. We did not mean to.

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[inherited]

I'm not interested in arguing.

Re: Discuss

[godfatherly]

[ Fine dammit now that I have had time to adjust I will treat the bear like a cannibal person. Speaking as though he's giving a presentation -- ]

You do not need to eat anyone. You do not travel lightly for a bear and present an air of refinement indicating that you also plan travel ahead, including procurement of food. Additionally, given our relative sizes, you are also incapable of eating this entire party.

Should you make an attempt to eat us, in defiance of all reason, you will die, painfully.

Present Your Argument

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Re: Present Your Argument

[pchaaair]

Uh, hi. I guess, I will be presenting the argument? Which is basically just, please let us by, and not eat us.

And also, we can give you this, which is a warm drink, that we made just for you.

Bone Yard

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[ There are quite a few skeletons here. In fact, they seem to be holding tightly to shovels, buckets, and all the other tools you would need to dig up a treasure. There's a sign here that reads:

TOOLS IN EXCHANGE FOR RUM AND A GOOD STORY ]

Discuss

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Re: Discuss

[godfatherly]

[ Looks at the depleted bottle of rum.

Looks witheringly at Dave. ]

Re: Discuss

[pchaaair]

I guess, that the bear was right. Good thing, we still have some rum left.

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[inherited]

We just probably need to do a drop each, right?

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[telepathetically]

[GIRLISH SCREAMING]

Story Time

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Re: Story Time

[pchaaair]

Okay... so, uh, here is the story, of Pupa Pan, since, you asked for a story.

Once upon a time, there was a troll, that wanted to get all of the adults off of Alternia. So, that's what they did. There was a lot of fighting, and tricking, and dying and also this cool guy, that was named Rufio.

After awhile, the lost trolls, decided that they wanted to attack the pirates, since, the pirates were the ones, that were keeping trolls on Alternia.

Uh, but then, Rufio died in battle, when they went into the final battle. But, the adults weren't on the planet, anymore.