[ As you continue to make your way toward the treasure, it looks like that cartographer wasn't joking about the bear. ]
My word, what are all of you doing here? How rude, to interrupt my vacation like this! If you wish to pass, present me with a reasoned argument about why I should or shouldn't eat you.
[ Fine dammit now that I have had time to adjust I will treat the bear like a cannibal person. Speaking as though he's giving a presentation -- ]
You do not need to eat anyone. You do not travel lightly for a bear and present an air of refinement indicating that you also plan travel ahead, including procurement of food. Additionally, given our relative sizes, you are also incapable of eating this entire party.
Should you make an attempt to eat us, in defiance of all reason, you will die, painfully.
[ There are quite a few skeletons here. In fact, they seem to be holding tightly to shovels, buckets, and all the other tools you would need to dig up a treasure. There's a sign here that reads:
Okay... so, uh, here is the story, of Pupa Pan, since, you asked for a story.
Once upon a time, there was a troll, that wanted to get all of the adults off of Alternia. So, that's what they did. There was a lot of fighting, and tricking, and dying and also this cool guy, that was named Rufio.
After awhile, the lost trolls, decided that they wanted to attack the pirates, since, the pirates were the ones, that were keeping trolls on Alternia.
Uh, but then, Rufio died in battle, when they went into the final battle. But, the adults weren't on the planet, anymore.
The House on the Beach
[ It doesn't look like anyone is home . . . ]
Inside the House
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The price of one bottle of rum is ten terrible secrets. ]
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My word, what are all of you doing here? How rude, to interrupt my vacation like this! If you wish to pass, present me with a reasoned argument about why I should or shouldn't eat you.
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We could give him the rum, if Dave didn't drink it all, maybe.
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I'm really sorry we're interrupting your vacation. We did not mean to.
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And also, we can give you this, which is a warm drink, that we made just for you.
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[ There are quite a few skeletons here. In fact, they seem to be holding tightly to shovels, buckets, and all the other tools you would need to dig up a treasure. There's a sign here that reads:
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Once upon a time, there was a troll, that wanted to get all of the adults off of Alternia. So, that's what they did. There was a lot of fighting, and tricking, and dying and also this cool guy, that was named Rufio.
After awhile, the lost trolls, decided that they wanted to attack the pirates, since, the pirates were the ones, that were keeping trolls on Alternia.
Uh, but then, Rufio died in battle, when they went into the final battle. But, the adults weren't on the planet, anymore.
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