؟ ([personal profile] dramatispersonae) wrote2012-07-17 02:11 pm

Group One

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pchaaair: (butterfree)

Re: Story Time

[personal profile] pchaaair 2012-07-18 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Okay... so, uh, here is the story, of Pupa Pan, since, you asked for a story.

Once upon a time, there was a troll, that wanted to get all of the adults off of Alternia. So, that's what they did. There was a lot of fighting, and tricking, and dying and also this cool guy, that was named Rufio.

After awhile, the lost trolls, decided that they wanted to attack the pirates, since, the pirates were the ones, that were keeping trolls on Alternia.

Uh, but then, Rufio died in battle, when they went into the final battle. But, the adults weren't on the planet, anymore.
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Re: Story Time

[personal profile] scratched 2012-07-18 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
In the celebration following whatever the fuck that story was, the perky and attractive Pupa Pan makes off from that planet with 40,000 big ones in his pocket and a hankerin' for blackjack in Alien Vegas. Giant sunspot storm makes him have to stop for the night aboard the pirate ship, The Bates. Run by this douchebag called Norman Bates and his Mother.
pchaaair: (slowbro)

Re: Story Time

[personal profile] pchaaair 2012-07-18 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[wait what]

And, I guess it didn't end well, because, Pupa Pan, obviously did not like pirates, even if he was stopping on a pirate ship.
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Re: Story Time

[personal profile] scratched 2012-07-18 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. Stabbed to death in the shower, then dumped in a swamp.
pchaaair: (weedle)

Re: Story Time

[personal profile] pchaaair 2012-07-18 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
... That is, really depressing.
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Re: Story Time

[personal profile] scratched 2012-07-18 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
I forgot the rest of the movie until it turns out Bates is also his mom and also completely balls out insane.
scratched: (AND THEN I WENT 2 EVEREST TO LRN)

Re: Story Time

[personal profile] scratched 2012-07-18 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
The end.