Group One

[dramatispersonae]

[ Your group has suddenly appeared on a beautiful deserted island:



Before going any further, you may want to consult your map. ]

Comments

Re: Discuss

[godfatherly]

[ Fine dammit now that I have had time to adjust I will treat the bear like a cannibal person. Speaking as though he's giving a presentation -- ]

You do not need to eat anyone. You do not travel lightly for a bear and present an air of refinement indicating that you also plan travel ahead, including procurement of food. Additionally, given our relative sizes, you are also incapable of eating this entire party.

Should you make an attempt to eat us, in defiance of all reason, you will die, painfully.

Re: Discuss

[pchaaair]

Uh. Can we have some rum, so we can give some to the bear?

Re: Discuss

[godfatherly]

Intoxicating a bear.

[ Considers, then looks at Dave. ]

None for him.

Re: Discuss

[pchaaair]

[holds out the cup]

No, there is none for him, and, this is, just for the bear.

Re: Discuss

[godfatherly]

[ ... pours you a cup of rum.

Almost hoping this goes horribly wrong and the bear attempts to kill you. ]

Re: Discuss

[pchaaair]

[you suck shiny!!!!

but okay now there is a cup of rum]

Er. Thanks.

Re: Discuss

[godfatherly]

[ Taking thanks as his natural due from you stupid little whatever you are. ]

Pour it out if he refuses it.

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[pchaaair]

[that is the only time you will ever hear thanks from him :T]

Maybe.

Re: Discuss

[godfatherly]

[ Staring at you for that.

Staaaaaaaaaaaaring at you judgingly. ]

Re: Discuss

[pchaaair]

[JUDGE AWAY.

Already walking away with the cup of rum.]

Re: Discuss

[tsunbender]

Er. Tavros and I have a plan.

Re: Discuss

[godfatherly]

It may make him more belligerent.

[ although. that would be an justification for setting the bear on fire and finally getting to use this new skill, so... ]

Re: Discuss

[tsunbender]

[. . . no setting the bear on fire]

Thanks. We'll warm the cup and pretend it's tea.

Re: Discuss

[pchaaair]

[I have the cup!!!]

Okay, so, do your thing, with the fire, to warm it up, if you can.

Re: Discuss

[tsunbender]

[puts his palm up and bends a small flame]

Put it over it. Just not too close.

Re: Discuss

[pchaaair]

[does so!! :|a]

Re: Discuss

[tsunbender]

[AND I GUESS WE HAVE A TERRIBLE CUP OF WARM RUM AFTER A MOMENT]

Uh. Do you want to do the talking?

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[pchaaair]

Uh. Sure. I can do that.

[goes to... do that...]

Re: Discuss

[godfatherly]

... he has a nose.

Re: Discuss

[tsunbender]

He doesn't need to smell it up close until we're gone.