dramatispersonae | Group One

[ Your group has suddenly appeared on a beautiful deserted island:

Before going any further, you may want to consult your map. ]

[ ... pours you a cup of rum.

Almost hoping this goes horribly wrong and the bear attempts to kill you. ]

[you suck shiny!!!!

but okay now there is a cup of rum]

Er. Thanks.

[ Taking thanks as his natural due from you stupid little whatever you are. ]

Pour it out if he refuses it.

[that is the only time you will ever hear thanks from him :T]

Maybe.

[ Staring at you for that.

Staaaaaaaaaaaaring at you judgingly. ]

[JUDGE AWAY.

Already walking away with the cup of rum.]