Group One

[dramatispersonae]

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Comments

Re: Discuss

[tsunbender]

Does he like rum?

Re: Discuss

[pchaaair]

We could tell him, it was tea, and it would really be rum.

Or, maybe we could just be polite, and say please don't eat us, or something.

Re: Discuss

[tsunbender]

Or we could try . . . offering to warm his tea?

Re: Discuss

[pchaaair]

... Do you think, that would actually work?

"Please don't eat us, because, we will warm your tea?"

Re: Discuss

[tsunbender]

If we are . . . really nice? Or we could offer to make him warm tea.

Re: Discuss

[pchaaair]

I guess, it is worth trying? Because, at least he is being polite, and giving us a chance, to convince him to not eat us.

For, as polite as that can be, at least, since, he's still threatening to eat us.

Re: Discuss

[tsunbender]

Okay. Uh.

We get a cup of that rum, warm it and then . . . someone else will politely offer it to him?

Re: Discuss

[pchaaair]

Uh... sure, we can definitely do that, so. Let's try to get the rum, away from Dave, since, we only need a cup.

Re: Discuss

[tsunbender]

We need a cup, though.

Re: Discuss

[pchaaair]

[INTO THE BAG OF HOLDING

out comes a cup.]

I didn't completely, get everything out of it, when we got on the ship.

Re: Discuss

[tsunbender]

Oh. We just need to convince Dave, then.

Re: Discuss

[pchaaair]

I think, we can probably do it.

Re: Discuss

[scratched]

Don't give him my rum.

Re: Discuss

[pchaaair]

. . .

Okay, we won't give him the rum, then. And, you can practice drinking it later.

Re: Discuss

[tsunbender]

Are you really going to drink it?

Re: Discuss

[scratched]

Does it even matter? I bought it.

Re: Discuss

[tsunbender]

We might need just a bit of it, though. Do you mind if we take some?

Re: Discuss

[scratched]

Are you seriously giving my rum to a bear.

Re: Discuss

[tsunbender]

Just a cup of it.

Re: Discuss

[scratched]

Take it up with big, tall and douchey then. He stole it.

Re: Discuss

[tsunbender]

. . .

Okay.

Re: Discuss

[pchaaair]

Just a cup, which I have here.

And, you can probably get more, when we get back to the ship, since, maybe Emerald has some?

Re: Discuss

[scratched]

Whatever, I'll just move onto Step 3 and start wearing leather jackets and shave half my head.

Re: Discuss

[pchaaair]

... Uh. Okay? If, that is what you want to do.