dramatispersonae | Group One

[ Your group has suddenly appeared on a beautiful deserted island:

Before going any further, you may want to consult your map. ]

But, it is not like, it is completely impossible.

[ points at the bar

do you see one ]

[I see a lot of full bottles.]

It could be hiding. In video games, you are supposed to go through everything. Because, things can be hiding.

[ the fuck is a video game ]

Then begin. It will be a waste of effort.

[FINE!!!

Okay, trying to get over the counter so he can look through the bottles??]

[ Helping you up would be counter-productive to my point of YOU ARE DUMB AND THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME ]

[ The bottles are all full. Of rum. ]

[... can he take some of the rum bottles?]