dramatispersonae | Group One

[ Your group has suddenly appeared on a beautiful deserted island:

Before going any further, you may want to consult your map. ]

[ He's doing this because he's thirteen and a moron, so that's not worth justifying with a verbal response. ]

What? Can't defend your actions?

Whatever, let's go.

[ Has gotten that too many times for it to be effective. Ignoring you and concentrating on Dave's poor choices. ]