dramatispersonae | Group One

[ Your group has suddenly appeared on a beautiful deserted island:

Before going any further, you may want to consult your map. ]

If there are pirate double agents, and, if he took over our ship.

Double agents are for spies, not pirates.

These pirates, could be different.

Then they're doing it wrong. Sneaky pirates aren't cool.

It could be, a new strategy. And, they probably don't care, about being really cool, if they are doing it.

If they're not being cool, what's the point?

The people that fight pirates, are cooler, anyway. No matter what.

Who, the navy?

No, Pupa Pan, and his army, that wants to get the adults away.

An army of kids?

No. . . uh. Adults to kick the adults off of the planet.

...

Sounds like the navy.

But, the navy is supposed to be bad.

The navy is stuffy. But they have cool guys when they're not wearing wigs.

... The navy wears wigs?

Pirate-fighting navies do.

That is, kind of weird.