Game 52: Tiger's Eye

[dramatispersonae]

[ You're in the middle of an empty field, save for your team and a table large enough to seat everyone. On the table are pen and paper, as well as a small black box. The box itself has an area covered with wire mesh and a large red button on it labeled "Record". As you settle in, a voice seems to come out of nowhere: ]

Today, we're here to test your wilderness survival skills. Are you ready?

(OOC: Each situation is both read aloud and can be found written on a piece of paper on the table. Answers can be written or spoken into the recorder.)

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FINAL CHALLENGE

[dramatispersonae]

CHALLENGER

[dramatispersonae]

[ Asch is now alone in the woods and hears something ominous from above. Just like the little girl from the question, you are now equipped with a jumping rope, a snuggie, a fountain pen, and one large condom. Sorry if that dress sized to fit a small girl is a little . . . uncomfortable on you. Better decide what to do about that One Winged Hippo fast! ]

Re: CHALLENGER

[reducedtoasch]

[ ............ ]

[ I am going to kill me a fucking hippo. ]

Re: CHALLENGER

[dramatispersonae]

[ the hippo is SWOOPING DOWN at you ]

Re: CHALLENGER

[reducedtoasch]

[ Holding the pen in his teeth and gripping the rope and snuggie as he runs at it!! ... probably giving Tiger's Eye gratuitous panty shots in the process. ]

Re: CHALLENGER

[dramatispersonae]

[ I am sure they are enjoying the panty shots.

unfortunately for you, the hippo does not care. it has begun diving for you ]

Re: CHALLENGER

[reducedtoasch]

[ GOOD getting the snuggie ready to throw over it. ]

Re: CHALLENGER

[dramatispersonae]

[ it's almost on you . . . ]

Re: CHALLENGER

[reducedtoasch]

[ Crouching down for a moment, then jumping at the hippo once it's close enough to throw the snuggie over its head and the rope around its neck 8T!!! ]

Re: CHALLENGER

[dramatispersonae]

[ the hippo is VERY UPSET WITH YOU--

and suddenly, you are back in the ring and the game has ended. ]

AUDIENCE

[dramatispersonae]

[ Oh look, the center of the table has become a screen where you can watch what's happening to your teammate. Enjoy the show! ]

Re: AUDIENCE

[orange_sun]

*well, this is suddenly a lot less theoretical*

Re: AUDIENCE

[highasakite]

. . .

[D8] Don't let it win, Dusk!

Re: AUDIENCE

[reachforthesky]

*hiss screech!*

Dusk!

Re: AUDIENCE

[highasakite]

Dusk will be fine.

Re: AUDIENCE

[reachforthesky]

H-h-he'd better be!

Re: AUDIENCE

[straydog]

. . .

Re: AUDIENCE

[dramatispersonae]

[ Suddenly, you are back in the ring and the game has ended. ]