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Game 52: Tiger's Eye

[ You're in the middle of an empty field, save for your team and a table large enough to seat everyone. On the table are pen and paper, as well as a small black box. The box itself has an area covered with wire mesh and a large red button on it labeled "Record". As you settle in, a voice seems to come out of nowhere: ]

Today, we're here to test your wilderness survival skills. Are you ready?

(OOC: Each situation is both read aloud and can be found written on a piece of paper on the table. Answers can be written or spoken into the recorder.)

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A normal human male who has not jerked off in two weeks, but is looking quite fetching in his kilt, sports shoes, and sweater, has just been spotted by a pack of werecamels. They begin circling around her, looking very hungry. If you were this completely normal human, how would you escape from the werecamels intact?

As a young, fully human girl skips through the woods, she hears something ominous above her. She is equipped with a jumping rope, a snuggie, a fountain pen, and one large condom. Plan a way for her to escape from the One Winged Hippo alive.

An older human male wanders too close to the pitcher roses. They begin strangling him and pulling him closer to the "petals", which are actually tongues surrounding a central spiral of teeth. The older man has chewing gum, two melons, one lilac dress, fishnet stockings, and black stiletto heels with him. How can he escape with at least 90% of his body intact?

Edited 2011-07-19 22:16 (UTC)

Team, please choose one of your members to represent you in the final challenge of this game.

[ Asch is now alone in the woods and hears something ominous from above. Just like the little girl from the question, you are now equipped with a jumping rope, a snuggie, a fountain pen, and one large condom. Sorry if that dress sized to fit a small girl is a little . . . uncomfortable on you. Better decide what to do about that One Winged Hippo fast! ]

Edited 2011-07-20 03:12 (UTC)