♕ Game 46: Kunzite

[dramatispersonae]

[You find yourselves in a castle corridor, well-lit and bright from the many windows that are phased along the left wall. If you look out of them, you can see out into a bright summer day in a place you would not recognise.

At the end of the corridor is a stone door. Etched into it is the face of a gargoyle, who regards you sternly.]

Comments

the paper

[dramatispersonae]

KUNZITE: “Is it important for the teams to be independent from the knights?”
WORDS: “cowpoke”, “canoodle” “aesthetic”, “hymeneal”, “toodeesaur”

DISCUSS

[dramatispersonae]

Re: DISCUSS

[heteronormative]

...What's a toodeesaur?

Re: DISCUSS

[myroyalname]

... I don't know any of those words...

[is dressed as well!]

Re: DISCUSS

[heteronormative]

Canoodlin's makin' out, right?

Re: DISCUSS

[myroyalname]

I... Not necessarily, I think? I don't know!

Re: DISCUSS

[heteronormative]

I thought it was makin' out...

Re: DISCUSS

[myroyalname]

Let's assume that it is, then! And we'll assume that she wants to know whether we would make out with a knight.

Re: DISCUSS

[oceansoftime]

. . . No idea.

Re: DISCUSS

[heteronormative]

I know... Canoodle and aesthetic.

Re: DISCUSS

[oceansoftime]

I know aesthetic. Canoodle . . . seems familiar, but I'm not sure I'm thinking of the right meaning.

Re: DISCUSS

[heteronormative]

It's makin' out, right? Canoodlin'.

Re: DISCUSS

[oceansoftime]

*s;flkg goin' red* Maybe--ah--maybe you're right! That . . . wasn't what I was thinking of, but like I said, I wasn't sure . . .

Re: DISCUSS

[odetojoy]

What does "hymeneal" mean?

Re: DISCUSS

[heteronormative]

Hymen...al... [thinkin']

Re: DISCUSS

[odetojoy]

We can always come up with our own definitions.

Re: DISCUSS

[heteronormative]

Sounds kinda kinky, doesn't it...

Re: DISCUSS

[odetojoy]

Yes.

Re: DISCUSS

[supersensitive]

...It sounds like a reptile.

Re: DISCUSS

[heteronormative]

Yeah, saur like a dinosaur?

Re: DISCUSS

[supersensitive]

Yeah.

...I don't know how these words would fit talking about knights...?

Re: DISCUSS

[heteronormative]

Most of 'em are kinky except the teedolsaur...

THE PODIUM

[dramatispersonae]

Re: THE PODIUM

[odetojoy]

[Kaworu walks to the podium with confidence despite his clothes and stops at the center, then looks up at an imaginary audience or something BUT HE LOOKS INCREDIBLY NORMAL AND COMFORTABLE which means he's smiling teasinly and his tone is . . . well, he sounds like he's flirting. Like you can sure he'd be invading your space RIGHT AT THIS SECOND if he could.]

We feel like it is important for teams to have and accept help from knights, but function independently as well. Because while knights can help with a lot of stuff, there are things like canoodling [laughs, giving this a pause] that teams ought to do on their own.

Of course we can't always rely on them, but it's nice when we can ask for their help for things like getting quests or riding toodeesaurs. [shrugs] Those things are always hard, but when we work together with the knights, they can lend us their impressive style and aesthetic.

In the end, while we can't accept their hymeneal help and suggestive help . . . There's nothing wrong with teaming up to cowpoke, isn't there?

Re: THE PODIUM

[dramatispersonae]

[You may all hear, for a moment, a soft thrum of applause. Then, a door behind the podium opens ... ]