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You find yourself in a children’s room. Fortunately, there’s still plenty of room for everyone as either you’re all much, much smaller, or you’re standing in a bedroom for particularly gigantic children...

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What sort of foes should we fight?

Rude and loutish ones.

That seems reasonable.

In that case, we would go on an adventure teaching proper manners to all the baseborn thugs who try to treat others poorly!

And so three brave adventurers and their loyal and friendly companion [ a small pause ] Bright Bravery the Strong set out on a journey to discover the taste of the best tea that the land had to offer. Across the land they travel, tasting tea in many different cities, but having yet to find the one that best quenches their goal. There is one city left of them to visit, yet on the path to that city, several criminals appear in front of them and demand that they relinquish all their goods. Not deterred, the adventurers fight, with Bright Bravery the Strong joining the fray. There are many times in which each of the adventurers might be overcome, yet Bright Bravery arrives when times seem dire and rescues them. In now time, the criminals are defeated and once the local authorities arrive, the adventurers continue to the city, where they find the tea, the best tea in the land. Yet the taste is ruined by those serving it, as they are rude and treat their customers poorly.

With no other choice, the adventurers remain in the city and teach them proper manners, turning that tea house into the best in the land.

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