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[personal profile] suicidewatch 2011-02-06 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[mimes fishing]

This isn't a fish, but a bat!
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[personal profile] unrecumbent 2011-02-06 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed, it was a bat. But, as he discovered when he brought it home, it wasn't just any bat. In fact, it was a bat named Fish, judging by the word carved into its handle.
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[personal profile] suicidewatch 2011-02-06 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Judging by the word carved into the handle, this bat is named Fish.

[swiiiing]
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[personal profile] unrecumbent 2011-02-06 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
When he used the bat for its intended purpose, which seemed to be hitting balls and then running around, Young Man received yet another surprise. The bat was not just a bat named Fish. When he hit a ball with it, the bat transformed into a beautiful woman.
suicidewatch: (My horoscope says--!)

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[personal profile] suicidewatch 2011-02-06 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
—You're not a bat or a fish!
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[personal profile] hello_hunnies 2011-02-06 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[...wait what]

I'm not! My name is Young Woman! [pretends to munch something, then lick, then munch]

I was at home eating candy and then suddenly I was here! How very strange indeed!
suicidewatch: (You don't know Jack)

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[personal profile] suicidewatch 2011-02-06 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[what]

What? I mean yes, hello, Young Woman eating candy named Young Woman. You're beautiful, I think I might be in love.
hello_hunnies: (Laters!)

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[personal profile] hello_hunnies 2011-02-06 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
But I am famou--I mean, a nun. How could you possibly love me...?
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[personal profile] suicidewatch 2011-02-06 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
What was that? Your grace and beauty has blinded me to any possible deception. Let's dance.
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[personal profile] unrecumbent 2011-02-06 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
But before they could dance, Young Man and Young woman had to make a journey through the snow through the fishing village that was also a metaphorical cage to reach the dancing...place.
hello_hunnies: (Trust me I'm a Chosen.)

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[personal profile] hello_hunnies 2011-02-06 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
We must journey through the snow to get to a dancing place. Please lead me, oh my possible love.
suicidewatch: (What a treat!)

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[personal profile] suicidewatch 2011-02-06 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Fear not, Young Woman, we'll be there soon. [takes him across like ten feet] We're here. Look at the snow!
hello_hunnies: (jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii)

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[personal profile] hello_hunnies 2011-02-06 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Now we dance together as a pair!

[dances with!!1]
suicidewatch: (And now we dance)

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[personal profile] suicidewatch 2011-02-06 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Together!

[dances!!...though occasionally stepping on toes]
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[personal profile] unrecumbent 2011-02-06 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
It was all very romantic.
hello_hunnies: (Lick ALL the hunnies.)

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[personal profile] hello_hunnies 2011-02-06 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
This is very romantic. I am now in love with you, Young Man.

Lets dance endlessly.
suicidewatch: (No foot-fetishes allowed.)

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[personal profile] suicidewatch 2011-02-06 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
—Oh, right. Let's have an endless dance, Young Woman~
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[personal profile] unrecumbent 2011-02-06 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
And so they did have their endless dance. Even though their feet bled and the musicians got tired and went home, Young Man and Young woman kept dancing.

Eventually, they were awarded a trophy for their efforts and danced an endless dance of romantic triumph.
hello_hunnies: (A room full of roses.)

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[personal profile] hello_hunnies 2011-02-06 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
The end~.
suicidewatch: (...Um.)

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[personal profile] suicidewatch 2011-02-06 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
T-the end.
hello_hunnies: (Regal is doing a strip tease?)

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[personal profile] hello_hunnies 2011-02-06 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
That went not the way I expected.
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[personal profile] unrecumbent 2011-02-06 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
What did you expect?
hello_hunnies: (Seriously you guys!)

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[personal profile] hello_hunnies 2011-02-06 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Not some of that. But it worked out in the end.
suicidewatch: (O rly?)

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[personal profile] suicidewatch 2011-02-06 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[straightens his bow]

Even with the triumph at the end, it was a little dark with the feet.