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[personal profile] hello_hunnies 2011-02-06 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
So a professional baseball person decides to play some snow sports and brings his pet fish with him. There he meets Nancy Nancy who lives an empty life of being famous that she cannot break free of.

And she lies and says she's a nun. Then they have a slightly bloody sex scene.
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[personal profile] unrecumbent 2011-02-06 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[the rest of that was fine but]

What is baseball?
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[personal profile] hello_hunnies 2011-02-06 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
No idea but balls are for games.
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[personal profile] unrecumbent 2011-02-06 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Good point.

Perhaps it would be wise to discuss presentation.
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[personal profile] hello_hunnies 2011-02-06 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
We just say the story, right?

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[personal profile] suicidewatch 2011-02-06 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
I think it's a game where you hit a ball with a stick and run around.
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[personal profile] unrecumbent 2011-02-06 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds astoundingly pointless.
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[personal profile] suicidewatch 2011-02-06 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
There are other things to it! But maybe.
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[personal profile] suicidewatch 2011-02-06 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Why a nun?
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[personal profile] hello_hunnies 2011-02-06 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Because I have two memories and one involves an Abbey.
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[personal profile] suicidewatch 2011-02-06 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Then maybe they can dance first and it feels endless because they're really into it.
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[personal profile] hello_hunnies 2011-02-06 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds good to me.

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[personal profile] suicidewatch 2011-02-06 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
A fisherman is trapped in a metaphorical cage of poverty. He finds a magic baseball bat that makes him rich and powerful! He plays a game in the snow and finds romance in when he hits a ball that lands on someone's head. Maybe there's blood there.

...I don't know about deception or the others.
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[personal profile] hello_hunnies 2011-02-06 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
The woman have to be a deception.
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[personal profile] suicidewatch 2011-02-06 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Or she could be the bat! The bat who turned into a person.
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[personal profile] hello_hunnies 2011-02-06 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Lets combine the best parts of our stories. Your story, the names I came up with, and the girl can really be famous but lies and says she's a nun.
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[personal profile] suicidewatch 2011-02-06 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Great idea. It'll be a good story!

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[personal profile] unrecumbent 2011-02-06 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Once upon a time, in a small village that is also a metaphorical cage, there lived a young man. His name was, charmingly, Young Man, and he was a fisherman. One day, while he was fishing, he discovered a baseball bat amongst his catch.
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[personal profile] suicidewatch 2011-02-06 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[mimes fishing]

This isn't a fish, but a bat!
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[personal profile] unrecumbent 2011-02-06 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed, it was a bat. But, as he discovered when he brought it home, it wasn't just any bat. In fact, it was a bat named Fish, judging by the word carved into its handle.
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[personal profile] suicidewatch 2011-02-06 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Judging by the word carved into the handle, this bat is named Fish.

[swiiiing]
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When he used the bat for its intended purpose, which seemed to be hitting balls and then running around, Young Man received yet another surprise. The bat was not just a bat named Fish. When he hit a ball with it, the bat transformed into a beautiful woman.

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