Inferno the princess had fallen ill with a terrible disease. And that disease was infatuation. She had fallen in love with a hideous troll. . . . troll made of kittens. It was a good thing she was so useless, so that she and the troll were a good match.
Prince Inferno only pretended to fall in love with the stupid troll kittens so he could conquor it! Making him the most famous kitten hunter of all time! Proving he wasn't useless!
But Inferno had made a mistake! A single troll kitten escaped and vowed revenge against Inferno for the deaths of all his brothers and sisters. He went to the palace of the stars to steal their soaring . . . spell.
But because Proncess Infero was a half-wit she enchanted a table by mistake, instead of anything useful. And then spell only worked once, so poor Princess Inferno was out of luck.
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dramatispersonae) wrote2011-02-05 06:51 pm
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That's not what we agree--
Gluttony's real name was Dawn and he wasn't scared of kittens he hunted them and was really rich because he was the best kitten hunter in the world.
He had... tables. Full of kittens.
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No, his name was Inferno and he was actually a girl who was a goddamn warrior princess! . . . Who hunted kittens.
But one day she fell ill and had to lay down her sword for a day.
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Princess Inferno revealed that she was just the stand in for the real Prince Inferno and her name was Dick and she was obnoxious and dumb.
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[@ dick, obvs]
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