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[personal profile] adharma 2011-02-06 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Inferno the princess had fallen ill with a terrible disease. And that disease was infatuation. She had fallen in love with a hideous troll. . . . troll made of kittens. It was a good thing she was so useless, so that she and the troll were a good match.

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[personal profile] heliokleptic 2011-02-06 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Prince Inferno only pretended to fall in love with the stupid troll kittens so he could conquor it! Making him the most famous kitten hunter of all time! Proving he wasn't useless!
righthandsmoke: (Respect your elders)

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[personal profile] righthandsmoke 2011-02-06 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
But Inferno had made a mistake! A single troll kitten escaped and vowed revenge against Inferno for the deaths of all his brothers and sisters. He went to the palace of the stars to steal their soaring . . . spell.
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[personal profile] adharma 2011-02-06 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
But because Proncess Infero was a half-wit she enchanted a table by mistake, instead of anything useful. And then spell only worked once, so poor Princess Inferno was out of luck.
heliokleptic: rar srs shoku (THE LAST STRAWBERRY!!)

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[personal profile] heliokleptic 2011-02-06 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't even make any sense!!

Princess Inferno revealed that she was just the stand in for the real Prince Inferno and her name was Dick and she was obnoxious and dumb.
righthandsmoke: (SPOILERS: I AM THE STARS)

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[personal profile] righthandsmoke 2011-02-06 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
AND THEN THE STARS GOT CROSS OVER ALL THE TROUBLE DICK AND THE FUCKING KITTENS AND INFERNO WERE MAKING AND KILLED THEM ALL. THE END.
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[personal profile] adharma 2011-02-06 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Anticlimactic.
impersonate: (? PUCKERED HOLE)

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[personal profile] impersonate 2011-02-06 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
QWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
heliokleptic: rar srs shoku (THE LAST STRAWBERRY!!)

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[personal profile] heliokleptic 2011-02-06 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
THAT WAS YOUR FAULT!

[@ dick, obvs]
righthandsmoke: (I just can't be with you like this anymo)

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[personal profile] righthandsmoke 2011-02-06 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
YOU'RE BOTH PISSING OFF CHARITY!!