Inferno the princess had fallen ill with a terrible disease. And that disease was infatuation. She had fallen in love with a hideous troll. . . . troll made of kittens. It was a good thing she was so useless, so that she and the troll were a good match.
Prince Inferno only pretended to fall in love with the stupid troll kittens so he could conquor it! Making him the most famous kitten hunter of all time! Proving he wasn't useless!
But Inferno had made a mistake! A single troll kitten escaped and vowed revenge against Inferno for the deaths of all his brothers and sisters. He went to the palace of the stars to steal their soaring . . . spell.
But because Proncess Infero was a half-wit she enchanted a table by mistake, instead of anything useful. And then spell only worked once, so poor Princess Inferno was out of luck.
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Princess Inferno revealed that she was just the stand in for the real Prince Inferno and her name was Dick and she was obnoxious and dumb.
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[@ dick, obvs]
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