❝ Game 7, Ruby ❞

[dramatispersonae]

Comments

❝ prompts ❞

[dramatispersonae]

kitten, sword, infatuation, table, star-crossed, villain, soaring, the color red, a mistake

❝ brainstorming ❞

[dramatispersonae]

Re: ❝ brainstorming ❞

[righthandsmoke]

. . . What's star-crossed mean?

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[adharma]

. . .

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[heliokleptic]

At the end of the story the kitten becomes lunch.

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[righthandsmoke]

It should be the villain too.

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[adharma]

A villainous kitten.

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[righthandsmoke]

Yeah! And . . . he's crossed the stars somehow?

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[heliokleptic]

A sailing evil kitten?

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[righthandsmoke]

I guess . . . Maybe it stole whatever the stars used to soar on for itself? That could be the mistake it made to cross them . . . because it was infatuated with soaring.

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[adharma]

The evil sailing kitten was infatuated with soaring. And has a sword.

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[heliokleptic]

He has to do something evil if we're calling him evil.

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[adharma]

A mistake, table and the color red. Is there anything evil there?

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[righthandsmoke]

No, he should be evil already. He's a kidnapper, and he just stole the soaring thing to make kidnapping easier. The mistake could be something simple like being seen . . . and then the hero for the story could have something to do with red?

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[adharma]

. . . that's stupid.

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[righthandsmoke]

Then you think of something better!

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[heliokleptic]

I thought it was pretty good! We should have him be kidnapping someone though. A princess.

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[adharma]

Oh no, you both like it. We'll just have to continue along.

Maybe he kidnaps the wrong princess.

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[righthandsmoke]

A warrior princess.

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[heliokleptic]

Is she a cat too?

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[adharma]

Why would she be a cat?

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[righthandsmoke]

Yeah, that's stupid. She's just a normal girl.





Who's a warrior princess.

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[heliokleptic]

So he kidnapped someone who can kill him by stepping on him?

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[righthandsmoke]

Maybe she was sick! People get sick!

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[adharma]

He could be a giant villainous kitten.

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[heliokleptic]

Whatever. Just as long as she kills him and roasts him.

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[righthandsmoke]

She will! That's the big ending, right?

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[adharma]

. . . did we use everything?

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[heliokleptic]

Uh... what's red, again?

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[adharma]

The fire she roasts him in.

Or the blood that pours out of him when she kills him.

Or your hair.

❝ presentation ❞

[dramatispersonae]

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[adharma]

Once upon a time there was a moron named Gluttony with red hair. He was a sad pathetic excuse for a person who was scared of kittens.

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[heliokleptic]

[asjfl;a]

That's not what we agree--

Gluttony's real name was Dawn and he wasn't scared of kittens he hunted them and was really rich because he was the best kitten hunter in the world.

He had... tables. Full of kittens.

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[righthandsmoke]

What are you idiots—!

No, his name was Inferno and he was actually a girl who was a goddamn warrior princess! . . . Who hunted kittens.

But one day she fell ill and had to lay down her sword for a day.

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[adharma]

Inferno the princess had fallen ill with a terrible disease. And that disease was infatuation. She had fallen in love with a hideous troll. . . . troll made of kittens. It was a good thing she was so useless, so that she and the troll were a good match.

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[heliokleptic]

Prince Inferno only pretended to fall in love with the stupid troll kittens so he could conquor it! Making him the most famous kitten hunter of all time! Proving he wasn't useless!

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[righthandsmoke]

But Inferno had made a mistake! A single troll kitten escaped and vowed revenge against Inferno for the deaths of all his brothers and sisters. He went to the palace of the stars to steal their soaring . . . spell.

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[adharma]

But because Proncess Infero was a half-wit she enchanted a table by mistake, instead of anything useful. And then spell only worked once, so poor Princess Inferno was out of luck.

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[heliokleptic]

That doesn't even make any sense!!

Princess Inferno revealed that she was just the stand in for the real Prince Inferno and her name was Dick and she was obnoxious and dumb.

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[righthandsmoke]

AND THEN THE STARS GOT CROSS OVER ALL THE TROUBLE DICK AND THE FUCKING KITTENS AND INFERNO WERE MAKING AND KILLED THEM ALL. THE END.

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[adharma]

Oh. Anticlimactic.

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[impersonate]

QWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

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[heliokleptic]

THAT WAS YOUR FAULT!

[@ dick, obvs]

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[righthandsmoke]

YOU'RE BOTH PISSING OFF CHARITY!!