Wako's Heart

[dramatispersonae]

You are standing in the middle of the main street of a sizable downtown area.

The early morning sun hangs low in the east. The air is salty and fresh – and oh man is your nose sharp! You can smell the people who came in here with you from yards away! Other stuff smells that strong, too! There is a spring breeze in the air. How do you know it’s spring? You just do. It’s the vibe here. Tropical trees and flowers grow in window boxes and small gardens. There are fairly standard shops (a movie theater! A book store! Small clothing boutiques! And so on), with trucks, cars, and bicycles parked at the curbs. There are no people or animals in sight, but there’s birdsong hanging in the air. It seems to be coming in every direction.

Oh. And you’re dressed like stripper clowns.

(( OOC at #zerotime ))

Comments

Re: PORT (SECOND STAGE)

[myninjaway]

[> soda button]

Re: PORT (SECOND STAGE)

[dramatispersonae]

[ An empty bottle drops into the little tray. The spout starts pouring soda. Better catch it! ]

Re: PORT (SECOND STAGE)

[myninjaway]

[adfkjdhdn fumbles with it but manages to takes the bottle and put it right below the spout]

Re: PORT (SECOND STAGE)

[dramatispersonae]

[ Your bottle is filling up with soda. ]

Re: PORT (SECOND STAGE)

[myninjaway]

[this is like magic! trying to keep himself from pressing a second button as he looks at the soda fall]

Re: PORT (SECOND STAGE)

[dramatispersonae]

[ Okay your bottle is full now. Also, Alois has appeared in a cloud of sparkles behind you! ]

Re: PORT (SECOND STAGE)

[myninjaway]

[takes the bottle and turns around, ready to sip--]

Re: PORT (SECOND STAGE)

[myninjaway]

[fdkjshrm]

Re: PORT (SECOND STAGE)

[myninjaway]

When did you get here?! A-And why the hell are you dressed like that?!

Re: PORT (SECOND STAGE)

[preteinder]

[looks down, oh, am I in short shorts. this is... absolutely nothing new. exaggerated shrug, and holds his hands out, portraying that he has no idea]

Me? You don't even have pants on!

Re: PORT (SECOND STAGE)

[myninjaway]

T-That's Wako's fault!!

Re: PORT (SECOND STAGE)

[preteinder]

Oh, so this is her heart? If you already knew the answer, you shouldn't have bothered asking!

Re: PORT (SECOND STAGE)

[myninjaway]

You shouldn't be wearing pants either!! Why do you get to wear shorts and I don't?!

1/2

[preteinder]

I wonder~ Maybe she's more interested in you~

Re: PORT (SECOND STAGE)

[preteinder]

Either that or she likes me more!

1/2

[myninjaway]

. . . Uhhh. If it's like that, I dunno what'd be worse...

Re: PORT (SECOND STAGE)

[myninjaway]

A-Anyway! Are you gonna press a button or not? We're wasting time! Maybe she's in trouble!

Re: PORT (SECOND STAGE)

[preteinder]

[snickers and examines vending machine, and then presses the button for one of the fruit juices]

...how would this help with that?

Re: PORT (SECOND STAGE)

[dramatispersonae]

[ A bottle drops. Fruit juice is pouring out of the spout. ]

Re: PORT (SECOND STAGE)

[myninjaway]

It's here and it works, so it's gotta be for a reason, right?

[finally takes a sip from his soda!]

Re: PORT (SECOND STAGE)

[preteinder]

Then just jam down all the buttons rather than wasting time trying it one by one and seeing what happens.

[starts to press all the buttonssss]

Re: PORT (SECOND STAGE)

[myninjaway]

You think it won't break?

[can't say he didn't think of doing it himself actually...]

Re: PORT (SECOND STAGE)

[dramatispersonae]

[ The change started slowly when Naruto took the first sip...

But now Naruto looks like this redhead and Alois looks like this blue-haired guy. You're still in your stripper clothes. Your voices have changed, too. ]

Re: PORT (SECOND STAGE)

[myninjaway]

So, is it work-- wait, you're not Torte!!

Re: PORT (SECOND STAGE)

[preteinder]

[w-whaaaaat.

steps back from the machine and walks around Naruto, like surverying him from different angles would make a difference]

Don't be thick, this must be what it does! You don't look like yourself either, you know.