Game 52: Emerald

[dramatispersonae]

[ You're in the middle of an empty field, save for your team and a table large enough to seat everyone. On the table are pen and paper, as well as a small black box. The box itself has an area covered with wire mesh and a large red button on it labeled "Record". As you settle in, a voice seems to come out of nowhere: ]

Today, we're here to test your wilderness survival skills. Are you ready?

(OOC: Each situation is both read aloud and can be found written on a piece of paper on the table. Answers can be written or spoken into the recorder.)

Comments

Re: ANSWER

[steampunked]

The answer is clearly that she strings up the jump rope between the trees, then starts to wave the . . . Snuggie . . . vigorously to catch its attention, before running to a safe distance. The hippo swoops down to get her, but is caught on the rope and keels forward! Then the girl uses the condom and the fountain pen together -- as a condompault, perhaps -- and twats the hippo right in the eye with it. Then all she's got to do is back off, as with a large animal and a pile of trees, in my experience eventually it's going to run into one face first. It'll shove the fountain pen into its brain, killing it instantly. And that's that.