dramatispersonae

Dark stone makes up the walls of this small cool room, and they tremble faintly as if afflicted with some terrible noise or nearby conflict.

[. . . scrunches up his duck faces in concentration as he thinks]

...A road?

. . . [!]

Y'know, I think that's right.

[Nests on a playing card because why not.]

You know this game looked like it'd be all ominous but I think it's worth it to see you as a duck.

Oi, don't get feathers all over my cards.

And look who's talking. You're a duck, too.

[Molts a little.]

Well you're duckier.

[STOP THAT]

Since when were we in a competition for the title "duckiest duck?"

We weren't. Because you won. Congratulations.

[waddles over]

[sits on him]

[QUACKS IN PROTEST]

[SQUISHES HIS DUCKLING BUTT IN SHARK'S DUCKLING FACE |3]

[PECKS AT HIM]

-- ow! Hey!

I don't want your duckbutt in my face!

Too late, you asked for it!

Did not!

[Pecks again!]

[QUACK. flaps his wings at him]

Would you stop that?!

digitalemperor - 2014-07-12 22:18 (UTC) - Expand

blackjacked - 2014-07-12 22:22 (UTC) - Expand

There have definitely been worse.

[flaps wings]

Much worse. This is the first time I've been a duck, though.

Kaito Duck!

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

What about Dragonduck?

You too. It's better when you're not so tall.

[flies to sit on top of]

[QUACKS IN PROTEST TO YOU TOO]

I'm gonna be squished!