dramatispersonae

Dark stone makes up the walls of this small cool room, and they tremble faintly as if afflicted with some terrible noise or nearby conflict.

[Molts a little.]

Well you're duckier.

[STOP THAT]

Since when were we in a competition for the title "duckiest duck?"

We weren't. Because you won. Congratulations.

[waddles over]

[sits on him]

[QUACKS IN PROTEST]

[SQUISHES HIS DUCKLING BUTT IN SHARK'S DUCKLING FACE |3]

[PECKS AT HIM]

-- ow! Hey!

I don't want your duckbutt in my face!

Too late, you asked for it!

Did not!

[Pecks again!]

[QUACK. flaps his wings at him]

Would you stop that?!

[Ruffles indignantly.]

You asked for it!

[tumbles off of him DX]

I did not!