"The smell of an appetizing food wafted into the air. It sat there, luring people towards it. Little did anyone know that it was a trap set by ... a conniving person, who wanted nothing more than to drug innocent people"
"The conniving person then left the drugged bacon there an' went somewhere nearby to hide an' watch.
It wasn't long before someone else walked by an' smelled the delicious bacon! There was no one around, an' his stomach was growlin', so he decided he was gonna eat the bacon himself."
"The fight went on for hours, their passions rising higher and higher after each blow. But as it went on, a connection was forged between, one of sweat and ecstasy. Soon enough, the blows became softer and sweeter until finally...
"The guy who wanted the bacon was saved just in time by the girl with the glasses, 'cuz just as she pulled him out of the way, the whole waterslide collapsed in a big . . . uh, mess.
But he was unconscious, 'cuz he'd been so hungry for bacon and did so much fightin' that he passed out! So she brought him to her house and let him rest there.
"And with that gentle touch, he felt something strange grow inside of him.... a feeling of excitement rose up, strong and bold. There was nothing to be scared of anymore."
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I WILL DRUG THIS-- [puts his jacket on the floor] BACON WITH THESE PILLS! AND NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
[pretends to put something on the jacket!]
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It wasn't long before someone else walked by an' smelled the delicious bacon! There was no one around, an' his stomach was growlin', so he decided he was gonna eat the bacon himself."
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[REACHES TO EAT THE DRUGGED BACON...!!!]
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HEY YOU! You can't eat that bacon! Give it here!
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*...throws her jacket to the side and points at it*
Like at that waterslide over there!
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*...tackles him onto the jacket*
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[TRIES TO ROLL HER... gently!!!]
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It looks cooler that way! Hyah! HAH! Take that!
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the bridge began to quaver."
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H-hey now! Sweat and ecstasy?! Shit, ah--w-watch out! The thing is unexpectedly collapsing!
[GRABS BLAZE AND... rollflips her over him. To safety!!]
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*rolls to her feet and DRAGS HIM AWAY FROM THE JACKET*
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But he was unconscious, 'cuz he'd been so hungry for bacon and did so much fightin' that he passed out! So she brought him to her house and let him rest there.
Then, the followin' morning . . . "
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*pokes Turn in the forehead. gently.*
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[bows ♥]