antigonist: (The inside to your outside)

Re: ❝ presentation ❞

[personal profile] antigonist 2011-02-06 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[clears his throat]

"The smell of an appetizing food wafted into the air. It sat there, luring people towards it. Little did anyone know that it was a trap set by ... a conniving person, who wanted nothing more than to drug innocent people"
hypocritic_oath: (THE TERROR THAT FAPS IN THE NIGHT)

Re: ❝ presentation ❞

[personal profile] hypocritic_oath 2011-02-06 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
ufufuFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU!

I WILL DRUG THIS-- [puts his jacket on the floor] BACON WITH THESE PILLS! AND NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[pretends to put something on the jacket!]
youhadmefromhello: (That's all Johnny Snow.)

Re: ❝ presentation ❞

[personal profile] youhadmefromhello 2011-02-06 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
"The conniving person then left the drugged bacon there an' went somewhere nearby to hide an' watch.

It wasn't long before someone else walked by an' smelled the delicious bacon! There was no one around, an' his stomach was growlin', so he decided he was gonna eat the bacon himself."
lightmyfire: (pic#)

Re: ❝ presentation ❞

[personal profile] lightmyfire 2011-02-06 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Uh--Holy shit! Who left this bacon here? Awesome, I bet it's totally safe to eat despite being on the ground in the middle of nowhere.

[REACHES TO EAT THE DRUGGED BACON...!!!]
domintation: (TEAM ROCKET!)

Re: ❝ presentation ❞

[personal profile] domintation 2011-02-06 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
*...mimes glasses over her eyes with her fingers, and STOMPS UP TO TURN*

HEY YOU! You can't eat that bacon! Give it here!
lightmyfire: (pic#)

Re: ❝ presentation ❞

[personal profile] lightmyfire 2011-02-06 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
--What?! You can't have my bacon just like that! If you want it you're gonna have to fight me for it!
Edited 2011-02-06 04:42 (UTC)
domintation: (don't have much time for sympathy)

Re: ❝ presentation ❞

[personal profile] domintation 2011-02-06 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Hell yes! I'll kick your ass for that bacon, fair and square! Anywhere you want to duke it out.

*...throws her jacket to the side and points at it*

Like at that waterslide over there!
lightmyfire: (pic#)

Re: ❝ presentation ❞

[personal profile] lightmyfire 2011-02-06 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Waterslide, mudslide, fireslide, whatever! This is going be be, uh, intense so you better be prerpared!
domintation: (open highway)

Re: ❝ presentation ❞

[personal profile] domintation 2011-02-06 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
I accept your challenge with honor! And stuff.

*...tackles him onto the jacket*
lightmyfire: (pic#)

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[personal profile] lightmyfire 2011-02-06 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
ACK! --Dammit Blaze you didn't say you were gonna do that!

[TRIES TO ROLL HER... gently!!!]
domintation: (write me a star)

Re: ❝ presentation ❞

[personal profile] domintation 2011-02-06 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
*bops him on the head...relatively gently*

It looks cooler that way! Hyah! HAH! Take that!
antigonist: (He's all digital inside)

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[personal profile] antigonist 2011-02-06 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
"The fight went on for hours, their passions rising higher and higher after each blow. But as it went on, a connection was forged between, one of sweat and ecstasy. Soon enough, the blows became softer and sweeter until finally...

the bridge began to quaver."
lightmyfire: (pic#)

Re: ❝ presentation ❞

[personal profile] lightmyfire 2011-02-06 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[GOD I AM SO RED]

H-hey now! Sweat and ecstasy?! Shit, ah--w-watch out! The thing is unexpectedly collapsing!

[GRABS BLAZE AND... rollflips her over him. To safety!!]
domintation: (one step too far)

Re: ❝ presentation ❞

[personal profile] domintation 2011-02-06 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Ahhhhhh...!! No, I won't leave you!

*rolls to her feet and DRAGS HIM AWAY FROM THE JACKET*
youhadmefromhello: (It's not a death ray or an ice beam.)

Re: ❝ presentation ❞

[personal profile] youhadmefromhello 2011-02-06 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
"The guy who wanted the bacon was saved just in time by the girl with the glasses, 'cuz just as she pulled him out of the way, the whole waterslide collapsed in a big . . . uh, mess.

But he was unconscious, 'cuz he'd been so hungry for bacon and did so much fightin' that he passed out! So she brought him to her house and let him rest there.

Then, the followin' morning . . . "
lightmyfire: (pic#)

Re: ❝ presentation ❞

[personal profile] lightmyfire 2011-02-06 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Er. Yaaawn. Man I am still really hungry for bacon.
domintation: (don't have much time for sympathy)

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[personal profile] domintation 2011-02-06 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Wake up and we can have more bacon. Without drugs in it. Sleepyhead dumbass.

*pokes Turn in the forehead. gently.*
Edited 2011-02-06 05:14 (UTC)
antigonist: (Wind beneath your wings)

Re: ❝ presentation ❞

[personal profile] antigonist 2011-02-06 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
"And with that gentle touch, he felt something strange grow inside of him.... a feeling of excitement rose up, strong and bold. There was nothing to be scared of anymore."
hypocritic_oath: (just eat the cookie.)

Re: ❝ presentation ❞

[personal profile] hypocritic_oath 2011-02-06 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
And this is the end of our story, however our team thought important to explain this feeling of excitement as we feared it may have been unclear.
hypocritic_oath: (IT'S SYMBOLIC!)

Re: ❝ presentation ❞

[personal profile] hypocritic_oath 2011-02-06 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
When two people who enjoy fighting with each other grow to enjoy the mere act of touching each other, as in the case of our two heroes.
hypocritic_oath: (i put it in by accident)

Re: ❝ presentation ❞

[personal profile] hypocritic_oath 2011-02-06 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Then they might feel sexually aroused. After that they might decide to engage into sexual intercourse.
hypocritic_oath: (pic#735187)

Re: ❝ presentation ❞

[personal profile] hypocritic_oath 2011-02-06 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Then one boy might puts his ***** into other boy's *** or into a girl's ****** or maybe two girls will do things to each other's *******.
hypocritic_oath: (undressing you with my mind.)

Re: ❝ presentation ❞

[personal profile] hypocritic_oath 2011-02-06 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
I hope this clarifies it, thank you.

[bows ♥]