EMERALD

[dramatispersonae]

You're in the Ring by yourselves this time, surrounded by the same columns on all sides--except this time there is no spacing between them whatsoever, and the vines seem thicker.

A statue about four feet tall stands in the middle of the room; it is a woman in a simple tunic carved from white marble, but her head is missing. Although it's clearly a solid statue, it seems that the limbs can be moved and manipulated to imitate other positions.

Next to the statue is a chest (somehow) containing all of the following:

A round shield made of bronze
A boa constrictor (yes, it's alive)
A guitar with strap
A pair of thick horn-rimmed hipster glasses
A fedora
A bonnet
A mohawk
Platform shoes
A lei made of seashells
A belt of knives
A makeup kit
A peacock feather
A gun holster with guns in it
A pink mini-skirt
A clown nose
Fuzzy earmuffs
A pair of Groucho Marx glasses
A butcher's knife
Lipstick
A pair of striped arm-warmers
A pair of striped leg-warmers
A bodice
A cigar
A jeweled sword
Golden armlets
A pearl necklace
A series of shrunken severed heads on a string
A pair of black leather gloves
A cape
A wooden staff
Gold paint
A pair of sandals
A Hawaiian shirt
A big red bow
A spear
A blowtorch
A pair of black high heels
A pair of stick-on fuzzy eyebrows
A bow
A quiver of arrows
A long-stemmed pipe
A simple cloth shoulder-bag
An apron
A pair of fairy wings
A necklace of pure-cut diamonds
A blank journal
A golden crown of laurels, broken in twain
Glass-blown orbs in various colors
Purple nailpolish
A baby doll
A blindfold
A leather jacket
A plain white t-shirt
A simple, unadorned clay pot. ...?

Comments

Re: DISCUSSION

[itsalluseless]

Is there anything on this list our statue couldn't feasibly win? We've already established her as a badass!

Re: DISCUSSION

[existentiallychallenged]

Obviously! We should pick things that suit her best qualities though. Something about leadership... and something about shooting people? And something about being a hot lady!

Re: DISCUSSION

[itsalluseless]

Okay, let's see...I guess we could pick pretty much anything and specify that she's directing others? As for shooting people, ranged battle seems pretty obvious...and then fashion battle, maybe?

Re: DISCUSSION

[existentiallychallenged]

Right, that sounds good...

A naval battle sounds like something you could direct others in. As the captain or something...

Re: DISCUSSION

[itsalluseless]

Yeah, and keeping her cool with all the waves and shaking and everything works as even more proof of how awesome she is!

Re: DISCUSSION

[existentiallychallenged]

Especially in heels~

Re: DISCUSSION

[itsalluseless]

Exactly! All right, let's write this stuff down...

Re: DISCUSSION

[existentiallychallenged]

I think we've got pretty solid reasons for everything, right?

Re: DISCUSSION

[itsalluseless]

[nods] Right.