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CORAL VS. SAPPHIRE

Your teams are on opposing sides of this green glen, in wooden stands decked out with ribbons and banners in your team's colors.

In the center, your monsters stand, awaiting your orders...

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IF YOU WANTED TO BE COOL YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN MORE CREATIVE WITH YOUR NAME.

OUR NAME IS BASED ON A LONG AND LAUDED HISTORY OF TOTAL BADASSES BLOWING SHIT UP

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU COULDN'T COME UP WITH SOMETHING MORE ORIGINAL.

YOURS SOUNDS LIKE A KID'S TV SHOW

OURS SOUNDS MAJESTIC AND AWESOME.

OURS ACTUALLY IS MAJESTIC AND AWESOME.

YOURS IS AN OWL.

A MAJESTIC OWL.

THEY PUKE POOP

THEY'RE FIERCE PREDATORS WHO KNOW HOW TO DEFEAT THEIR ENEMIES.

THEY'RE FIERCE PREDATORS OF TINY RODENTS AND PIGEONS

AND OVERGROWN LIZARDS.

SNAKES AREN'T LIZARDS

DRAGONS ARE.

IT'S NOT A DRAGON, IT'S A QUETZALCOATL

CLOSE ENOUGH.

SNAKE OR DRAGON OR WHATEVER, ALL OF THEM BEAT OVERGROWN ANGRY CHICKENS

HE'S NOT A CHICKEN HE'S AN OWL.

AND YOU CAN'T USE ICE ATTACKS AGAINST AND ICE OWL, HE EATS ICE FOR BREAKFAST.

SAME DIFFERENCE

SAYS THE GUY USING FLYING ATTACKS ON A SNAKE WITH WINGS

SAYS A GUY ABOUT TO USE A FLYING ATTACK ON AN OWL.

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT

YOU USED WING ATTACK THE ROUND BEFORE LAST.

SOUNDS THE SAME AS SKY DIVE TO ME.

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FLYING AROUND AND BEATING UP YOUR OWL

YOU MUST BE BLIND 'CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE MY OWL IS BEATING UP YOUR LIZARD.

YOU'VE ONLY SCRATCHED THE SURFACE

SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE, YOU KNOW!

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