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CORAL VS. SAPPHIRE

Your teams are on opposing sides of this green glen, in wooden stands decked out with ribbons and banners in your team's colors.

In the center, your monsters stand, awaiting your orders...

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SNAKES AREN'T LIZARDS

DRAGONS ARE.

IT'S NOT A DRAGON, IT'S A QUETZALCOATL

CLOSE ENOUGH.

SNAKE OR DRAGON OR WHATEVER, ALL OF THEM BEAT OVERGROWN ANGRY CHICKENS

HE'S NOT A CHICKEN HE'S AN OWL.

AND YOU CAN'T USE ICE ATTACKS AGAINST AND ICE OWL, HE EATS ICE FOR BREAKFAST.

SAME DIFFERENCE

SAYS THE GUY USING FLYING ATTACKS ON A SNAKE WITH WINGS

SAYS A GUY ABOUT TO USE A FLYING ATTACK ON AN OWL.

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT

YOU USED WING ATTACK THE ROUND BEFORE LAST.

SOUNDS THE SAME AS SKY DIVE TO ME.

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FLYING AROUND AND BEATING UP YOUR OWL

YOU MUST BE BLIND 'CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE MY OWL IS BEATING UP YOUR LIZARD.

YOU'VE ONLY SCRATCHED THE SURFACE

SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE, YOU KNOW!

ARE YOU A TURTLE OR AN OWL?

A SUPER FAST OWL WHO DOESN'T MIND CHIPPING AWAY AT YOUR DEFENSE BIT BY BIT BY BIT.

DID YOU PUT ALL OF YOUR STUPID POINTS ON AGILITY!?

MAYBE WE DID. DID YOU PUT ALL OF YOUR STUPID POINTS ON HEALTH AND DEFENSE?

N-NOT ALL OF THEM!

ENOUGH THAT THAT GUY'S STILL STANDING AFTER THREE SOLID HITS.

MAYBE THEY'RE NOT AS SOLID AS YOU THINK

HE'S ALL FLUFF!

HE'S NOT ALL FLUFF, HE'S FLUFF AND PURE PREDATORY MUSCLE.

FEATHERY FLUFF

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