؟ ([personal profile] dramatispersonae) wrote2012-08-04 02:22 pm

sapphire

You find yourself in a beautiful red room, the edges of each wall adorned with real gold accents. At the center of the room is a long table, several chairs on either side of it, perfect for very serious conferences. In the middle of the table is a plate of strawberry jam tarts atop it, one per teammate present.

In the corner of the room is a hole in the ground, only large enough for a small animal to fit through. Next to it is a flat iron bar, curled at its tip, where a golden bell has been hung from it.

Finally, on one wall is a large poster which reads (or you find read aloud to you, if you cannot read):

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the Boys came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away.
appleofhiseye: (Blackberry)

Re: first case

[personal profile] appleofhiseye 2012-08-04 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
This really isn't the kind of thing we should be deciding, is it?
telepathetically: (turn his avacados into guacamole)

Re: first case

[personal profile] telepathetically 2012-08-04 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
We're not lawyers!
appleofhiseye: (Fenugreek)

Re: first case

[personal profile] appleofhiseye 2012-08-04 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Lawyer? It's more like we're not in charge of this kind of thing, yes. Though I don't think anyone deserves execution, so maybe it's better if we try to change that.
telepathetically: frowning. disgusted/perturbed/disapproving/confused (did your penis touch that)

Re: first case

[personal profile] telepathetically 2012-08-04 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a lawyer's job to do this! Lawyers and judges!
appleofhiseye: (Thyme)

Re: first case

[personal profile] appleofhiseye 2012-08-04 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[nods]

Whoever is supposed to be doing this clearly isn't taking their job very seriously.
telepathetically: (salmonella is not a flavor)

Re: first case

[personal profile] telepathetically 2012-08-04 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
We should have court documents! And examination of the evidence! And the details from the prosecution and the defense's statements!
appleofhiseye: (Savory)

Re: first case

[personal profile] appleofhiseye 2012-08-04 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Maybe we can ask her for those sorts of things. As a queen, she must have them, right?
telepathetically: confused/petulant/nervous/complaining. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. (is there pee on my cape!?)

Re: first case

[personal profile] telepathetically 2012-08-04 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
She SHOULD. We shouldn't be deciding ANYTHING without knowing everything.
appleofhiseye: (Rue)

Re: first case

[personal profile] appleofhiseye 2012-08-04 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Would you like me to ask, then?
telepathetically: (your opinion which is of no consquence)

Re: first case

[personal profile] telepathetically 2012-08-04 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! And witness statements!
appleofhiseye: (Parsley)

Re: first case

[personal profile] appleofhiseye 2012-08-04 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Got it. You'll have to help me if there's something I forget.
appleofhiseye: (Feverfew)

Re: first case

[personal profile] appleofhiseye 2012-08-04 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[let's see how this goes!!]

Even if we don't get the documents, Red had a pretty good plan of action.
telepathetically: poking a wall or something. disbelief/disapproval/disappointment. (hard like Gara's abs)

Re: first case

[personal profile] telepathetically 2012-08-04 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Red's being more generous than I would be... if he's guilty, I wouldn't give him chance of parole.
appleofhiseye: (Cranberry)

Re: first case

[personal profile] appleofhiseye 2012-08-04 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Parole does seem a little...but if he's innocent--

[the rabbit is being difficult :|]
telepathetically: (I would prefer you not go naked)

Re: first case

[personal profile] telepathetically 2012-08-04 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
He can keep the right to appeal. Parole is for "you're guilty, but it's even now."
appleofhiseye: (Arrowroot)

Re: first case

[personal profile] appleofhiseye 2012-08-04 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
And if there was evidence enough to arrest him, then wouldn't that mean he's guilty? We'll see if we can get the evidence.