؟ ([personal profile] dramatispersonae) wrote2012-08-04 02:12 pm

ruby

You find yourself in a beautiful red room, the edges of each wall adorned with real gold accents. At the center of the room is a long table, several chairs on either side of it, perfect for very serious conferences. In the middle of the table is a plate of strawberry jam tarts atop it, one per teammate present.

In the corner of the room is a hole in the ground, only large enough for a small animal to fit through. Next to it is a flat iron bar, curled at its tip, where a golden bell has been hung from it.

Finally, on one wall is a large poster which reads (or you find read aloud to you, if you cannot read):

An apple a day keeps the Doctor away.
Apple in the morning -- Doctor's warning.
Roast apple at night -- starves the Doctor outright.
Eat an apple going to bed -- knock the Doctor on the head
Three each day, seven days a week -- ruddy apple, ruddy cheek
spiritful: headscratch (arranged a heart to heart)

Re: second case

[personal profile] spiritful 2012-08-05 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, she's just screwing with us!
headcannon: (your love is nothing I can't fight)

Re: second case

[personal profile] headcannon 2012-08-05 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
She does seem rather enamored of being as least helpful as possible, yes.
spiritful: determined (but only the king can do that!)

Re: second case

[personal profile] spiritful 2012-08-05 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Grrr let's stick it to her!
headcannon: (and i do my little turn)

Re: second case

[personal profile] headcannon 2012-08-05 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Mm. We can start by handing down a more reasonable sentence.