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dramatispersonae) wrote2012-08-04 02:12 pm
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You find yourself in a beautiful red room, the edges of each wall adorned with real gold accents. At the center of the room is a long table, several chairs on either side of it, perfect for very serious conferences. In the middle of the table is a plate of strawberry jam tarts atop it, one per teammate present.
In the corner of the room is a hole in the ground, only large enough for a small animal to fit through. Next to it is a flat iron bar, curled at its tip, where a golden bell has been hung from it.
Finally, on one wall is a large poster which reads (or you find read aloud to you, if you cannot read):
An apple a day keeps the Doctor away.
Apple in the morning -- Doctor's warning.
Roast apple at night -- starves the Doctor outright.
Eat an apple going to bed -- knock the Doctor on the head
Three each day, seven days a week -- ruddy apple, ruddy cheek
In the corner of the room is a hole in the ground, only large enough for a small animal to fit through. Next to it is a flat iron bar, curled at its tip, where a golden bell has been hung from it.
Finally, on one wall is a large poster which reads (or you find read aloud to you, if you cannot read):
Apple in the morning -- Doctor's warning.
Roast apple at night -- starves the Doctor outright.
Eat an apple going to bed -- knock the Doctor on the head
Three each day, seven days a week -- ruddy apple, ruddy cheek
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[Reading the piece of paper...]
What-- What is this?
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This is. This is hypothetical, right?
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Do they not have prison where you're from?
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Usually, trolls just get killed. Or, they're left alone, until they do something, to someone higher on the hemospectrum than them.
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"Hemospectrum"?
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So... yeah.
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That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
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That is, just how it is.
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... This is purely hypothetical, right? I mean, she wouldn't really kill someone if we said so-- not that I'm advocating it anyway, but-- arghh...
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Well, we're not gonna!
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It is!
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Well-- even so. I don't think we should be advocating the death penalty. Nothing good can come from that.
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