godfatherly: (may the force be with you)
itempas ([personal profile] godfatherly) wrote in [personal profile] dramatispersonae 2012-07-18 02:09 am (UTC)

Re: Discuss

[ Fine dammit now that I have had time to adjust I will treat the bear like a cannibal person. Speaking as though he's giving a presentation -- ]

You do not need to eat anyone. You do not travel lightly for a bear and present an air of refinement indicating that you also plan travel ahead, including procurement of food. Additionally, given our relative sizes, you are also incapable of eating this entire party.

Should you make an attempt to eat us, in defiance of all reason, you will die, painfully.

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