dramatispersonae

Dark stone makes up the walls of this small cool room, and they tremble faintly as if afflicted with some terrible noise or nearby conflict.

Huh animals.

...Which one do you think is nicest?

None of them really look "nice."

...Then we should pick the fluffiest one.

Of course you would.

That'd be the lion... I guess.

If it tries to bite us, we can just hide in its fluff.

["hide in its fluff" oh my god sophie]

We won't even need to hide. I can fight off a lion, no sweat.

[flexes his fingers like they're claws]

We can try that, if making friends doesn't work.

Maybe we can convince it that we're friends.

I like that idea! Lets try it!

Okay!