dramatispersonae

Dark stone makes up the walls of this small cool room, and they tremble faintly as if afflicted with some terrible noise or nearby conflict.

[folds a wing in front of him and ducks his head in. . . a tiny duckling bow]

Thank you~! I thought that would've been more than obvious by now.

When we get back home, I'm calling the cops.

[QUACK]

You wouldn't turn me in, I'm too handsome for that.

[flops over laughing]

[waddles over and sits on him]

[SNAPS AT TAIL]

[KICKS HIS FEET A BIT]

Oi oi, watch it!