؟ ([personal profile] dramatispersonae) wrote2014-06-15 03:53 pm

Iolite

[The room itself is simple. A small table made out of crackers (chairs as well) and an empty pitcher with empty glasses. There are windows, a small light fixture above to illuminate the room, and the walls themselves are gingerbread. You can then hear the Baker's voice vibrating in the room. A low, quiet voice, old and tired, straining to get words across.]

I remembered something though I'm not sure what I've remembered. Whose story is this? I've forgotten a lot of things, but if I was able to remember this, surely it's important . . . :

There once was a baker who spent all of her days baking bread. It was neither good nor bad, but it would fill the stomachs of those who were hungry. She, herself, was a poor woman and earned very little. Of course, you cannot earn very much when you give almost everything away. However, she remembers being hungry, and she did not wish the same fate on anyone else.

Two little children in particular were fond of visiting the bakery . . .


[There's a pause and you can hear a soft "oh!" before the Baker speaks up again.]

I was in the middle of providing for all of you, weren't I? Provide, provide . . . ah yes, let me give you all a menu.

[And then a menu poofs onto the table with a puff of smoke. If you cannot read it for whatever reason, you can hear a voice reading you the menu as you need it.]
splittheparty: (worried)

Re: Results

[personal profile] splittheparty 2014-06-16 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
I'm more concerned about if something does happen, to be honest...
shipwithwings: wearing glasses with a book in a thought bubble. [pleased/interested/chatty] (Passions)

Re: Results

[personal profile] shipwithwings 2014-06-16 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
It should not be anything that would harm us more than the seperate parts.
oedipuswreck: (37)

Re: Results

[personal profile] oedipuswreck 2014-06-16 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[just sort of shrugging agreeably under the dragon]
splittheparty: (worried)

Re: Results

[personal profile] splittheparty 2014-06-16 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
More the point is that it keeps them separated rather than making it so that you have to eat everything and the tart doesn't end up tasting like fire.
shipwithwings: laying down and peering at someone. [conversing/attentive/neutral] (Love of Life)

Re: Results

[personal profile] shipwithwings 2014-06-16 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
I would rather taste fire than mold.
splittheparty: (sad)

Re: Results

[personal profile] splittheparty 2014-06-16 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[...Sigh. And people tell me that I need to stop doing risky things.]

...All right, you can try it...
shipwithwings: doodle of happy Temeraire saying "pavillion [sic]" and "& sex" (priorities)

Re: Results

[personal profile] shipwithwings 2014-06-16 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[risk avoidance is not dragondad's area of responsibility]

[DUMPING TARTS INTO THE FIRE JAR]
shipwithwings: close-up of head peering at a person. (Gossip Girl)

Re: Results

[personal profile] shipwithwings 2014-06-16 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[FASCINATING]




[breaks off a piece of the table and adds that in too]
splittheparty: (worried)

Re: Results

[personal profile] splittheparty 2014-06-16 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[......Why do I feel like I'm the only sane one here?]
oedipuswreck: (37)

Re: Results

[personal profile] oedipuswreck 2014-06-16 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[low whistle]
shipwithwings: backing away from Lien. [wary/outmatched/uneasy.] (Dynasty)

Re: Results

[personal profile] shipwithwings 2014-06-16 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[+_+]


[breaks a glass and feeds the pieces into the jar]
shipwithwings: jaws open with happy expression [chatty/excited] (The Brighter Day)

Re: Results

[personal profile] shipwithwings 2014-06-16 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Everything is melting! It is so hot.
splittheparty: (worried)

Re: Results

[personal profile] splittheparty 2014-06-16 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Y-Yes, they are. I don't think that it can be described as "heat" at that point...
shipwithwings: wearing glasses with a book in a thought bubble. [pleased/interested/chatty] (Passions)

Re: Results

[personal profile] shipwithwings 2014-06-16 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
I will drink the fire now.
splittheparty: (worried)

Re: Results

[personal profile] splittheparty 2014-06-16 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
But... You just put glass in there! You are literally eating molten glass!
shipwithwings: looking to the left with a question mark over his head [puzzled/confused/curious] (Coronation Street)

Re: Results

[personal profile] shipwithwings 2014-06-16 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes, that could actually burn.

Miss Baker, would the additions cause this beverage to cause physical damage?
shipwithwings: close-up of his hand holding a jeweled chain (Bright Promise)

Re: Results

[personal profile] shipwithwings 2014-06-16 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[:|a]




[sticks the tip of his talon into it]
shipwithwings: wearing glasses with a book in a thought bubble. [pleased/interested/chatty] (Passions)

Re: Results

[personal profile] shipwithwings 2014-06-16 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[cool]

[DRINKS IT]
splittheparty: (wince)

Re: Results

[personal profile] splittheparty 2014-06-16 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[I am just facepalming so hard right now. Please don't die, Obsidian.]