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dramatispersonae) wrote2013-05-17 12:27 am
CORAL
[ you’re in a kitchen, with wide-silled windows set into every wall and framed by team-colored curtains! you’re seated at a table with a team-colored tablecloth. it’s a little strange here; the counters and cabinets are made of bone, as are your chairs and the table, and everything seems juuuuust a little oversized, though you can’t quite put your finger on how. warm sunlight streams through the windows; it’s very bright and cheerful in this room, though the shadows are equivalently deep and dark.
on a table sit a small pile of bone tokens, each stamped with the image of an animal on one side and a crescent moon on the other; there’s a rat, a pig, a bat, a one-winged hippo, a horse, possibly a giraffe, and others! there are ten of them. ... there’s a note next to them that says “For the machine.”
on the far end of the room there is a simple, brightly colored machine. the note next to it says “Feed me.” trying to put anything besides tokens in here causes it to smoke and spit the foreign substance out. ]
on a table sit a small pile of bone tokens, each stamped with the image of an animal on one side and a crescent moon on the other; there’s a rat, a pig, a bat, a one-winged hippo, a horse, possibly a giraffe, and others! there are ten of them. ... there’s a note next to them that says “For the machine.”
on the far end of the room there is a simple, brightly colored machine. the note next to it says “Feed me.” trying to put anything besides tokens in here causes it to smoke and spit the foreign substance out. ]

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you thought this was a competition for points? no — you know instinctively that this is a competition for hot dogs, a measurement equivalent to points yet infinitely superior. these are your treasure. this is the hoard you must expand and defend. are you ready, Aather? ]
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[ROUND 1]
Category A
3 HOT DOGS: CUNNING SPYWORK (Cheshire spies on all the other teams for you, giving you the hot dog total of the 3 highest and 3 lowest scorers from their previous round.)
1 HOT DOG: GENEROUS DONATION (the Dog graciously carries up to 6 hot dogs to a team of your choice, for a small fee.)
Category B
2 HOT DOGS: SNEAK ATTACK (Cheshire sneaks into another team’s stash of hot dogs and brings back 6! will FAIL if your target has also used a sneak attack or guarded.)
2 HOT DOGS: BOLD ATTACK (the Dog storms your enemy’s gates and steals 6 hot dogs from them! will FAIL if your target has also used a bold attack or guarded.)
Category C
6 HOT DOGS: STALWART GUARD (no one else can get through the Dog to steal your hot dogs this round!)
4 HOT DOGS: ...HURK... (Cheshire eats 4 of your hot dogs and... uh... either that’s it or he pukes them back up, leaving your originals plus 4 more strangely unscathed hot dogs for your pile. 50/50 shot. this video of a cat hurking has been replaced by a kitten sleeping, that’s gross.) ]
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[ROUND 2]
Category A
3 HOT DOGS: CUNNING SPYWORK (Cheshire spies on all the other teams for you, giving you the hot dog total of the 3 highest and 3 lowest scorers from their previous round.)
1 HOT DOG: GENEROUS DONATION (the Dog graciously carries up to 6 hot dogs to a team of your choice, for a small fee.)
Category B
2 HOT DOGS: SNEAK ATTACK (Cheshire sneaks into another team’s stash of hot dogs and brings back 6! will FAIL if your target has also used a sneak attack or guarded.)
2 HOT DOGS: BOLD ATTACK (the Dog storms your enemy’s gates and steals 6 hot dogs from them! will FAIL if your target has also used a bold attack or guarded.)
Category C
6 HOT DOGS: STALWART GUARD (no one else can get through the Dog to steal your hot dogs this round!)
4 HOT DOGS: ...HURK... (Cheshire eats 4 of your hot dogs and... uh... either that’s it or he pukes them back up, leaving your originals plus 4 more strangely unscathed hot dogs for your pile. 50/50 shot.) ]
[HOT DOGS!!!]
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your WANTON LARCENY was a: SUCCESS! +6 hotdogs
teams who tried to steal from you were: SAPPHIRE
teams who successfully stole from you were: SAPPHIRE! -6 hotdogs!
you automatically received 4 fresh tokens at the start of the round! once you convert them, you now have this many hot dogs: 12 ]
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[ROUND 3]
Category A
3 HOT DOGS: CUNNING SPYWORK (Cheshire spies on all the other teams for you, giving you the hot dog total of the 3 highest and 3 lowest scorers from their previous round.)
1 HOT DOG: GENEROUS DONATION (the Dog graciously carries up to 6 hot dogs to a team of your choice, for a small fee.)
Category B
2 HOT DOGS: SNEAK ATTACK (Cheshire sneaks into another team’s stash of hot dogs and brings back 6! will FAIL if your target has also used a sneak attack or guarded.)
2 HOT DOGS: BOLD ATTACK (the Dog storms your enemy’s gates and steals 6 hot dogs from them! will FAIL if your target has also used a bold attack or guarded.)
Category C
6 HOT DOGS: STALWART GUARD (no one else can get through the Dog to steal your hot dogs this round!)
4 HOT DOGS: ...HURK... (Cheshire eats 4 of your hot dogs and... uh... either that’s it or he pukes them back up, leaving your originals plus 4 more strangely unscathed hot dogs for your pile. 50/50 shot.) ]
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[DECISION]
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[ROUND 4]
Category A
3 HOT DOGS: CUNNING SPYWORK (Cheshire spies on all the other teams for you, giving you the hot dog total of the 3 highest and 3 lowest scorers from their previous round.)
1 HOT DOG: GENEROUS DONATION (the Dog graciously carries up to 6 hot dogs to a team of your choice, for a small fee.)
Category B
2 HOT DOGS: SNEAK ATTACK (Cheshire sneaks into another team’s stash of hot dogs and brings back 6! will FAIL if your target has also used a sneak attack or guarded.)
2 HOT DOGS: BOLD ATTACK (the Dog storms your enemy’s gates and steals 6 hot dogs from them! will FAIL if your target has also used a bold attack or guarded.)
Category C
6 HOT DOGS: STALWART GUARD (no one else can get through the Dog to steal your hot dogs this round!)
4 HOT DOGS: ...HURK... (Cheshire eats 4 of your hot dogs and... uh... either that’s it or he pukes them back up, leaving your originals plus 4 more strangely unscathed hot dogs for your pile. 50/50 shot.) ]
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[DECISION]
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[ CATS OR DOGS: THE ETERNAL QUESTION ]
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