؟ ([personal profile] dramatispersonae) wrote2013-02-26 05:20 pm

Tiger's Eye

[ You are sitting in small, dark room with earthen walls, and no window or doors – but it’s filled with apples. There’s a fireplace embedded in one wall, with a cheerfully roaring fire. The dirt floor is covered in a plush Persian carpet and an array of cushions, and in front of the fire is a low table. On the table is a pencil with an eraser, twenty red slips of paper, five green slips of paper, and one rolled up scroll. Unrolled, it reads:

Let’s keep this one easy for everyone.

Write one noun on every red slip of paper (that’s a person, place, or thing, like “Aather” or “Cheshire” or “cat”). Write one adjective (that describes a noun, like “clever”) on every green slip of paper – oh, and rank them, so I know which ones are your favorites. Toss them all into the fire when you’re finished.

You’re forbidden to use team names.


The note is signed with an inky pawprint. ]
bunny_ears: (Default)

[personal profile] bunny_ears 2013-02-27 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
People use it to pass around gossip and pictures of naked people, among other things.
bunny_ears: (sarcasm)

[personal profile] bunny_ears 2013-02-27 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[shrugs] Well, you did want to know.
karlsefni: (pic#5770870)

[personal profile] karlsefni 2013-02-27 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
What about "gigolo"?
bunny_ears: (wince)

[personal profile] bunny_ears 2013-02-27 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[has to think for a moment to see if she remembers]

[well, shit. She does]

Fucked up times a hundred...

A man that gets paid for...

[pause, and you'll probably miss any euphemisms because lack of common culture.]

Basically, a man someone pays for sex.

[I am just going to bury my face in my hands -- why am I having to explain slang for sex workers to wolves and amnesiac Vikings? Why is this my life?]
karlsefni: (kominn heim)

[personal profile] karlsefni 2013-02-27 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
.. Well, he's paying for it. [ so it must not be as bad as... raping and pillaging? ]
bunny_ears: (thoughtfull)

[personal profile] bunny_ears 2013-02-27 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, yes...]

No, someone else pays him. Which I guess could be another 'him', or it could be a woman.
karlsefni: (tiden er kommet)

[personal profile] karlsefni 2013-02-27 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ ????? ]

Why would anyone want that?
bunny_ears: (retort)

[personal profile] bunny_ears 2013-02-27 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
... That's not really a question I want to get into right now, since this conversation has gotten strained enough.
karlsefni: (left Norway in the spring)

[personal profile] karlsefni 2013-02-27 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ shrugs ] Whatever. [ taking another apple ]