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Tiger's Eye

[ You are sitting in small, dark room with earthen walls, and no window or doors – but it’s filled with apples. There’s a fireplace embedded in one wall, with a cheerfully roaring fire. The dirt floor is covered in a plush Persian carpet and an array of cushions, and in front of the fire is a low table. On the table is a pencil with an eraser, twenty red slips of paper, five green slips of paper, and one rolled up scroll. Unrolled, it reads:

Let’s keep this one easy for everyone.

Write one noun on every red slip of paper (that’s a person, place, or thing, like “Aather” or “Cheshire” or “cat”). Write one adjective (that describes a noun, like “clever”) on every green slip of paper – oh, and rank them, so I know which ones are your favorites. Toss them all into the fire when you’re finished.

You’re forbidden to use team names.

The note is signed with an inky pawprint. ]

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... I don't think I know what a lot of these mean...

Well... if we're going by normal definitions, the best options are 'incest', 'internet', and 'gigolo'... in my opinion.

What's an internet and gigolo?

Explaining the first one would take forever... but there is some scandalous content involved, let us just say that. A gigolo is a man who has--er, intimate relations with a number of women... for money, usually.