[Heliodor's... performance... seems to consist of a stack of chairs and tables standing about 8 feet tall. At the very top, a piece of paper is attached--or rather, a long, tapped-together pack of them. From behind the structure Dirk pulls a rope and the papers slowly ... starts... to... un ... fold.

(It's a giant drawing of a dick jizzing rainbows and sunshine.)

And while you stare in awe at this magnificent artistic talent, Heliodor is absconding the fuck away with ludicrous amounts of game loot fuck you the koala is ours]