dramatispersonae | CARNELIAN

CARNELIAN

Okay, like, listen up everyone!

I know our knights are totally hot, but hotness alone can't win a beauty pageant. So I'm counting on you guys to, like, you know... jazz 'em up? Get it? Especially since there's like, three different parts to the pageant that they need to rock. And you know our judges are gonna be super tough to impress.

You never know who'll be the snarky British guy, like, oh my god, you know?

So, dress them up for the catwalk in a nice formal outfit, then give them swimwear (and I totally advise like, showing off their best assets? I mean, hello...), and finally, free style it into what you think represents your team the best.

Now, I know this is totally a knight game. But! If your knight wins, you can totally expect prizes, and I don't mean those crappy little knick-knack totes that some of the other personae give out. I mean, legit prizes.

So do your best, okay? And make sure you coach them too, coaches. They definitely need your help.

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Your hair is so short I think if you wore a hat then it'd hide yourself too much.

[that and there's a bug in the selfy that puts the hair over the hat for the hair used in those]