CITRINE

[dramatispersonae]

Okay, like, listen up everyone!

I know our knights are totally hot, but hotness alone can't win a beauty pageant. So I'm counting on you guys to, like, you know... jazz 'em up? Get it? Especially since there's like, three different parts to the pageant that they need to rock. And you know our judges are gonna be super tough to impress.

You never know who'll be the snarky British guy, like, oh my god, you know?

So, dress them up for the catwalk in a nice formal outfit, then give them swimwear (and I totally advise like, showing off their best assets? I mean, hello...), and finally, free style it into what you think represents your team the best.

Now, I know this is totally a knight game. But! If your knight wins, you can totally expect prizes, and I don't mean those crappy little knick-knack totes that some of the other personae give out. I mean, legit prizes.

So do your best, okay? And make sure you coach them too, coaches. They definitely need your help.

Comments

COACH THEM

[dramatispersonae]

Give 'em words of advice!

Re: COACH THEM

[heroic_homemaker]

Coaching... Rah rah, be the hero, save the day, be the prettiest princess and rescue yourself and all. I don't know.

DRESS THEM

[dramatispersonae]

Please tell me which outfit is for which portion.

(helpful link!)

Re: DRESS THEM

[heroic_homemaker]

Ah, so there are dresses.

Re: DRESS THEM

[aheroemerges]

Hey, I'm not wearin' a dress...!

Re: DRESS THEM

[heroic_homemaker]

I'm sure it could get you extra points. But wear whatever you want.

Re: DRESS THEM

[aheroemerges]

[sssifting through the clothes in the closet]

Anything from here, huh?

Re: DRESS THEM

[heroic_homemaker]

I don't really care.

Re: DRESS THEM

[aheroemerges]

Hey, hey, I think beauty pageants or whatever are pretty dumb, too, but it's a game, so let's try to have fun and win!

Re: DRESS THEM

[heroic_homemaker]

[...Oh great I got an idiot]

Re: DRESS THEM

[aheroemerges]

[A SUPER IDIOT]

What's with that look?

Re: DRESS THEM

[heroic_homemaker]

[Picks up a ridiculous giant top hat covered in skulls and roses, pulling it down over his eyes]

Nothing, nothing.

Re: DRESS THEM

[aheroemerges]

Anyway, my point is that you should loosen up a little!

[THROWS A RED CAPE ON HIM TOO]

Re: DRESS THEM

[heroic_homemaker]

Some people went into my heart and broke that part of it, sorry.

[...Cape...]

Re: DRESS THEM

[aheroemerges]

... They what?

Re: DRESS THEM

[heroic_homemaker]

Heart games are dangerous. Here, this will suit you more than me. [Cape over your face]

Re: DRESS THEM

[aheroemerges]

[asjhajdh face-full of a cape, sort of wrestling it out of the way]

But that's... Then someone should be fixing it!!

Re: DRESS THEM

[heroic_homemaker]

They're working on it. Like you should be working on the game. It's fine, it's fine~

Re: DRESS THEM

[aheroemerges]

... If you say they're working on it, I bet it'll work out, but...

[tosses a jacket at him]

If you need anymore help, you should say so!

Re: DRESS THEM

[heroic_homemaker]

Yes, yes, now stop throwing clothes on me.

Re: DRESS THEM

[aheroemerges]

I dunno, it's not as fun if I'm the only one trying stuff on.

Re: DRESS THEM

[heroic_homemaker]

Hey, I'm just here to coach.

Re: DRESS THEM

[aheroemerges]

Who says the coach has to get left out?

Re: DRESS THEM

[heroic_homemaker]

...Give me the damn cape then.

Re: DRESS THEM

[aheroemerges]

[grins and tosses it over!]

Re: DRESS THEM

[heroic_homemaker]

[Ties it around himself grump grump grump]

Happy?

Re: DRESS THEM

[aheroemerges]

Hey, looks good!

Re: DRESS THEM

[heroic_homemaker]

Yay.

Now you.

Re: DRESS THEM

[aheroemerges]

Yeah, right!

So, uh, what kinda thing would represent your team best?

Re: DRESS THEM

[heroic_homemaker]

A jesters outfit.

Re: DRESS THEM

[aheroemerges]

What, seriously? There's nothing, y'know... a little more cool?

Re: DRESS THEM

[heroic_homemaker]

I don't know about cool...

Re: DRESS THEM

[aheroemerges]

Like armor or something! Would that work?

Re: DRESS THEM

[heroic_homemaker]

There is that stupid hero complex...

Re: DRESS THEM

[aheroemerges]

Yeah, I like heroes, too! So it's settled!

Re: DRESS THEM

[heroic_homemaker]

[Sigh, heroes.]

Re: DRESS THEM

[aheroemerges]

[ARE COOL!!111!!]

Re: COACH THEM

[heroic_homemaker]

[YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT oh right I guess I should go do that. Advice and cheering thing.]

Re: COACH THEM

[aheroemerges]

[just remember you're the one who let me dress myself okay]

Re: DRESS THEM

[aheroemerges]

Formal
Swimwear
Free style