JASPER

[dramatispersonae]

Okay, like, listen up everyone!

I know our knights are totally hot, but hotness alone can't win a beauty pageant. So I'm counting on you guys to, like, you know... jazz 'em up? Get it? Especially since there's like, three different parts to the pageant that they need to rock. And you know our judges are gonna be super tough to impress.

You never know who'll be the snarky British guy, like, oh my god, you know?

So, dress them up for the catwalk in a nice formal outfit, then give them swimwear (and I totally advise like, showing off their best assets? I mean, hello...), and finally, free style it into what you think represents your team the best.

Now, I know this is totally a knight game. But! If your knight wins, you can totally expect prizes, and I don't mean those crappy little knick-knack totes that some of the other personae give out. I mean, legit prizes.

So do your best, okay? And make sure you coach them too, coaches. They definitely need your help.

Comments

COACH THEM

[dramatispersonae]

Give 'em words of advice!

Re: COACH THEM

[mysong]

She doesn't have any syrup.

Re: COACH THEM

[senior_citizen]

[ this one is going to need advice pretty badly because he is bright red and currently trying to cover his face with his hands. ]

Re: COACH THEM

[mysong]

[...Unfortunately you are with the eldritch abomination.]

We should have sparkles.

Re: COACH THEM

[senior_citizen]

[ yeah, uh, staring ]

I ... don't think I've met you before?

Re: COACH THEM

[mysong]

[giggle-burbles]

My name's Saya. What's yours?

Re: COACH THEM

[senior_citizen]

Adam. Adam Brave.

[ offers a hand?? ]

Re: COACH THEM

[mysong]

[wraps a tentacle around the hand and shakes!]

Nice to meet you!

Re: COACH THEM

[senior_citizen]

[ w...what is my life. but he shakes the tentacle. ]

Same here. Uh. You recommend sparkles, you said?

Re: COACH THEM

[mysong]

Mhm! Everyone loves sparkles so you would definitely win with them.

Re: COACH THEM

[senior_citizen]

What about Jasper's style? I ... think I can manage the formalwear on my own, but...

Re: COACH THEM

[mysong]

Hmm...Jasper likes elephants, snakes and we have a lot of knives and pointy things...

Re: COACH THEM

[senior_citizen]

... Can I wear elephants?

Re: COACH THEM

[mysong]

Not a full-sized one, but I bet we could find a toy.

Re: COACH THEM

[senior_citizen]

Let's do that for the snake as well. And .. uh, I'll see what I can find in terms of knives.

Re: COACH THEM

[mysong]

Maybe we could dress you up as an elephant with snakes and knives.

Re: COACH THEM

[senior_citizen]

...

Is that really what Jasper wants... ?

Re: COACH THEM

[mysong]

...That might be a bit much.

Maybe we can find you a Jasper shirt and give you an elephant and leave it like that.

Re: COACH THEM

[senior_citizen]

[ nods ]

And sparkles?

Re: COACH THEM

[mysong]

Of course sparkles. We need them for everything.

Re: COACH THEM

[senior_citizen]

Yes ... ma'am?

Re: COACH THEM

[mysong]

[pulling out Jasper sparkles for one and some other random stuff; whichever she gets her tentacles on first]

How's that?

Re: COACH THEM

[senior_citizen]

[ he kind of ... looks it over, but he nods ]

I think I could wear this. Yeah. This will work well.

Re: COACH THEM

[mysong]

Mhm! Then that's your free style outfit!

...I guess we can give you Jasper shorts to swim in.

Re: COACH THEM

[senior_citizen]

... Shorts? Just shorts?

Re: COACH THEM

[mysong]

...What else do people wear when they swim?

Re: COACH THEM

[senior_citizen]

I - uh -

[ could be less ]

Nevermind, this is fine.

Re: COACH THEM

[mysong]

[claps! ...with four tentacles!]

You'll do great!

Re: COACH THEM

[senior_citizen]

[ sigh 8( ]

Thank you, ma'am. I'll do my best.

DRESS THEM

[dramatispersonae]

Please tell me which outfit is for which portion.

(helpful link!)

Re: DRESS THEM

[senior_citizen]

[ For the formal event, Cap is wearing his closest approximation of this outfit, with a Jasper red tie and other bits of red to set off the beige of the rest of his uniform. he's most comfortable in this outfit - confident, even, with his back held straight and tall.

For ... uh, the swimsuit, he's a little less comfortable. Given the whole lack of shirt and all. He's wearing a pair of swim trunks with this sort of elephant pattern - except in Jasper red. Not that he's really making the best of his lack of shirt. Mostly he's blushing as red as a lobster.

For the Jasper portion, he's wearing this outfit plus a whole handful of knives. And whatever pointy things they've managed to shove into his pockets. Not an outfit Cap would pick for himself, but he doesn't seem to mind it. ]