Beatrice's Heart

[dramatispersonae]

You find yourselves in the seats of a darkened theatre. The stage's plush red curtains are currently drawn closed, though there are stairs on either side of an orchestra pit, leading up to the stage area and backstage. Other than that, if you squint, you can see a couple of side exits to the left and right. Of course, there are doors behind you leading to the lobby and the main entrance.

There is a foul smell here, old and rotted flesh and blood, and if you look on the ground you might even see some of it.

((#catbox !))

Comments

Re: BACKSTAGE: DRESSING ROOM

[uroboric]

What a sore loser! It's kinda nostalgic, I haven't heard this crap since grade school...

I like you.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DRESSING ROOM

[itsalluseless]

Good for you. I hope you don't expect the sentiment to be returned.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DRESSING ROOM

[uroboric]

Something tells me that'd just cancel the situation. You're entertainment 'cause you try so hard to "put me in my place", but you seem like the kinda guy that'd be dull if you were tryin' to be friendly.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DRESSING ROOM

[itsalluseless]

So if I want to get rid of you, all I'd have to do is act nice? ...Too bad you piss me off so much I don't think I can manage.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DRESSING ROOM

[uroboric]

So everyone wins! 'Cept you, I guess.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DRESSING ROOM

[itsalluseless]

Yeah, sucks to be me. I think I might cry or something.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DRESSING ROOM

[uroboric]

That's be pretty damn lame.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DRESSING ROOM

[itsalluseless]

[mimes a single tear falling down his face]

Re: BACKSTAGE: DRESSING ROOM

[uroboric]

At least act realistically! If I made you cry, it'd be a helluva lot more than just one tear.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DRESSING ROOM

[itsalluseless]

I dunno, I don't think you've really warranted more than one. You're far from the more obnoxious person I've dealt with, you know.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DRESSING ROOM

[uroboric]

Oh, that's not what I'm talking about. But suit yourself~!

Re: BACKSTAGE: DRESSING ROOM

[itsalluseless]

Oh? What were you talking about?

Re: BACKSTAGE: DRESSING ROOM

[uroboric]

Hm? Why should I answer you?

Re: BACKSTAGE: DRESSING ROOM

[itsalluseless]

Because I asked?

Re: BACKSTAGE: DRESSING ROOM

[uroboric]

Oh? I thought I was 'rude' and 'obnoxious' and you couldn't stand me? I wouldn't wanna disappoint.

Re: BACKSTAGE: DRESSING ROOM

[itsalluseless]

Fair enough. I wouldn't dream of trying to make you act out of character.