dramatispersonae

RUBY

Your room is a bit cramped, but brightly and colorfully lit, with a TV screen showing some music videos and speakers in every corner. There's a karaoke machine with a couple microphones hooked up to it. The karaoke machine has a small keyboard and a search function available.

Underneath the table is a chest of clothes and accessories.

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. . . I can't think of anything that isn't terrible.

... Ironic is probably the least annoying. Judging by title.

Some falls in love with Stacy's mother, which leads to a bad romance . . . and then they both die in an ironic event before their honeymoon.

... You're as bad as Ace.

. . . it's for the game.

We could come up with something slightly less depressing than death. Like Stacy's mother is actually related to the main person or something.

Making it incestuous instead.

. . . You mean, like the animal?

[what is incest that doesn't exist for trolls]

[ IS GONNA LET ZERO TAKE THIS ONE ]

[BUT FUUMA]

It doesn't have to be. It can be before they actually get that far.

[you just completely ignored my question didn't you.]

That doesn't sound like the animal. At all.

[ARGH I HATE YOU FUUMA.

GLARING AT HIM.]

... it means feeling the same way you'd normally feel about a girlfriend... about someone related to you. Anyway, it's not going to be like that.