؟ ([personal profile] dramatispersonae) wrote2012-09-22 08:33 am

TURQUOISE

You can see the other teams, but there is an invisible barrier preventing you from hearing them. You can assume that they can't hear you, either. There is a hefty serving of sweet wine and liquor, should you choose it. With a loaf of bread that you can slice. Nimue is in the center of the formation of teams, and when she speaks, you can hear her loud and clear.

"Storytelling has been a tradition of the knights of Camelot for some time. They would tell of the awesome feats of their king, and of their fellow knights... and... they were also prone to exaggeration in some cases."

There appears a small set of cards next to the liquor. You can read them, or you can implicitly understand them if you can't read.

"What feats have the heroes of Aather accomplished, I wonder? And what... exaggerations they may take? Before you, you will find prompts for your tales. You will write one for yourselves, for a set of knights, and for another team. I will select the most inspiring, as will your peers."

She tilts her head. "Ah, perhaps it is bad to encourage grandstanding..."

But before you can ask her, she vanishes.
screwthatnoise: (pic#1254165)

[personal profile] screwthatnoise 2012-09-23 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Very well. We'll need as much creativity as possible.
crusthatecean: (don't judge me)

[personal profile] crusthatecean 2012-09-23 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Downing the glass! And coughing a little.]

Jasper, the day they couldn't sit still because of a ravenous infestation of ass mites.
crusthatecean: (haters to the left)

[personal profile] crusthatecean 2012-09-23 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Something like that. If they tried to sit, the mites would only continue their gruesome journey even further up the team's collective insect-mauled asshole.

Instead they had to quest for enough insect repellant to drown a small village.
fullmoonblooms: (what)

[personal profile] fullmoonblooms 2012-09-23 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
...and they would never sit again...
crusthatecean: (pic#1597923)

[personal profile] crusthatecean 2012-09-23 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly.

It's an exciting tale of danger and intrigue.
fullmoonblooms: (unsure)

[personal profile] fullmoonblooms 2012-09-23 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
I...I guess that's one idea.
crusthatecean: (two fingered salute)

[personal profile] crusthatecean 2012-09-23 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? This is the idea we're going with?

I'm fine with that. In the end, it turns out the ass mites are actually our newest personae, and they learn to get along with one another. Maybe even with a little more understanding of the true meaning of friendship.
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[personal profile] screwthatnoise 2012-09-23 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
...this is too much creativity, you are taking the story in another direction, and Echo is not sure if that will win us the game.

The idea can stay, just stop adding to it.
crusthatecean: (and spaces between us)

[personal profile] crusthatecean 2012-09-23 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
If you have a better ending, let's hear it.
screwthatnoise: (pic#4203279)

[personal profile] screwthatnoise 2012-09-23 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[shakes her head]

No.
crusthatecean: (are the best I've ever had)

[personal profile] crusthatecean 2012-09-23 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever, mine works.

[Rubbing his head.]

I don't feel creative, I just feel like shit. So good call.
screwthatnoise: (pic#4167386)

[personal profile] screwthatnoise 2012-09-23 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[considers...]

[OFFERS MORE BOOZE?]
crusthatecean: (is there anything you do that's not)

[personal profile] crusthatecean 2012-09-23 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Taking and looking at it.]

How the fuck is that supposed to help.
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[personal profile] screwthatnoise 2012-09-23 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know how else to help.

[oh, grabs the loaf of bread and holds it out towards him, too]
crusthatecean: (don't judge me)

[personal profile] crusthatecean 2012-09-23 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not hungry.
screwthatnoise: (pic#933457)

[personal profile] screwthatnoise 2012-09-23 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Are you certain?