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turquoise

You find yourself in a beautiful red room, the edges of each wall adorned with real gold accents. At the center of the room is a long table, several chairs on either side of it, perfect for very serious conferences. In the middle of the table is a plate of strawberry jam tarts atop it, one per teammate present.

In the corner of the room is a hole in the ground, only large enough for a small animal to fit through. Next to it is a flat iron bar, curled at its tip, where a golden bell has been hung from it.

Finally, on one wall is a large poster which reads (or you find read aloud to you, if you cannot read):

The Lion and the Unicorn
Were fighting for the Crown
The Lion beat the Unicorn
All around the town.

Some gave them white bread,
And Some gave them brown;
Some gave them plum cake
and drummed them out of town.

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Wait, question, question! Who's his lover? Is it Crown? What's Crown say about all this?

[the little rabbit darts off and returns, same as before. he returns with another paper:

The Unicorn's lover was Some. Crown's testimony is irrelevant until argued otherwise.

the rabbit looks at you expectantly.]

... Whoa. Okay... creepy danger couple...

Didn't Some drive Lioness and Crown out of town? Why would they have Unicorn kidnap Crown back?

I feel like if there's all this info we coulda had it from the start...

Uh yeah, definitely.

Why did Some make the Unicorn kidnap the Crown?

Why is the Crown's testimony irrelevant?

Why couldn't you have provided us with this information beforehand?

[the little rabbit darts off and returns, same as before. he returns with another paper:

Because Some claims she wanted revenge on the Lioness.

Why is it relevant?

Justice is blind.

the rabbit looks at you expectantly.]