Look, dude, you totally skipped over the part where if this is all we know about the story, it's weird that the Lion's in trouble. You just went with it. I mean, you're going into crazy detail over how Lion's actions are terrible without even talking about Unicorn's, isn't that weird? And you're making up all these possibilities for Lion but you're not doing it for Unicorn. Maybe Unicorn is some psycho murderer. You want Lion to wait around then?
Re: first case
Look, dude, you totally skipped over the part where if this is all we know about the story, it's weird that the Lion's in trouble. You just went with it. I mean, you're going into crazy detail over how Lion's actions are terrible without even talking about Unicorn's, isn't that weird? And you're making up all these possibilities for Lion but you're not doing it for Unicorn. Maybe Unicorn is some psycho murderer. You want Lion to wait around then?