dramatispersonae | Group Four

My word, what are all of you doing here? How rude, to interrupt my vacation like this! If you wish to pass, present me with a reasoned argument about why I should or shouldn't eat you.

Can we give him the rum? If he's drunk, he might not eat us!

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Bowl cuts might not taste good?

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[I suppose that answers that question]

That's simple, we wouldn't be tasty at all!

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Spandex is not delicious!! And it will gum up its teeth!

There are more of us than him. We could take down a bear.

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Haaaaah, I'm pretty sure eating this many people would give you some really terrible indigestion, Mr. Talking Bear. Then you wouldn't be able to nap comfortably afterwards.

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............................. Oh! Oh! This one!

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'Cause I'm higher on the food chain, I'll take your freakin' head off if you try. Can't you recognize a predator when you see one?

Mr. Bear you've come to us with a flawed premise. The question you should be asking here isn't why not to eat this plucky gang of teenagers, but rather is there a good reason to do so at all?

I move that there is not.

From your monacle and mustache, it is clear that you are a bear of culture. Even though that's clearly impossible but I digress.

[ taps a number of the maps, which she has in hand ]

Why then, would you wish to consume something so pedestrian as a pack of plucky teens while on vacation to such an exotic setting?

Certainly a refined Ursidae such as yourself has many better options!

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[ There are quite a few skeletons here. In fact, they seem to be holding tightly to shovels, buckets, and all the other tools you would need to dig up a treasure. There's a sign here that reads:

TOOLS IN EXCHANGE FOR RUM AND A GOOD STORY ]

[oh my]

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