Group Two

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[ Your group has suddenly appeared on a beautiful deserted island:



Before going any further, you may want to consult your map. ]

Comments

The House on the Beach

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[ It doesn't look like anyone is home . . . ]

Inside the House

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[ There is a note on the bar that reads:

The price of one bottle of rum is ten terrible secrets. ]

Discuss

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Leave Your Secrets

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ETA

[dramatispersonae]

[ Make that FIVE terrible secrets, not ten. ]

The Bear in the Hammock

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[ As you continue to make your way toward the treasure, it looks like that cartographer wasn't joking about the bear. ]



My word, what are all of you doing here? How rude, to interrupt my vacation like this! If you wish to pass, present me with a reasoned argument about why I should or shouldn't eat you.

Discuss

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[justaking]

... You know, I've never had tea with a bear...

[intrigued]

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[silentknight]

Um...

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[screwthatnoise]

[i'm sorry this is weird, let me process that this is a FANCY TEA-SIPPING BEAR]

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[fallinflames]

...

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[twilight_boy]

I have another idea. It may be good or terrible. I can't tell.

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[hunting]

[Whut]

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[unionoftheheart]

Ah--we're so sorry to interrupt! [ducking his head in apology] We've been sent here pretty suddenly.

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[shipwithwings]

[um excuse i am the alpha predator here]

If you've a mind for manners then you should not be entertaining the idea of eating us at all; it is the height of barbarism to eat thinking creatures like men and dragons.

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[intheblueblazes]

[OMG

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THIS EXISTS]

Present Your Argument

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Re: Present Your Argument

[justaking]

We greatly apologize for our intrusion, and we'll do our best to make this nice and quick as to keep from intruding further.

Eating us would be a most unpleasant situation for you simply because humans and dragons do not go well with tea at all. With the great number of us, we would simply give you a most terrible stomach ache and leave you unable to properly enjoy your vacation while you wallow in misery over a far too full belly.

If you would give us some time, I would gladly bring back some proper sandwiches, scones, and jam for you to enjoy. In lieu of our current lack of preparation, however, please accept this bottle of rum as a symbol of our apology.

Bone Yard

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[ There are quite a few skeletons here. In fact, they seem to be holding tightly to shovels, buckets, and all the other tools you would need to dig up a treasure. There's a sign here that reads:

TOOLS IN EXCHANGE FOR RUM AND A GOOD STORY ]

Discuss

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[silentknight]

...I guess that's what it's for.

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[screwthatnoise]

Hm. Echo is good at coming up with stories.

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[twilight_boy]

Well, we have rum. Who's really good at stories?

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[shipwithwings]

I do not need a shovel to dig.

Story Time

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