؟ ([personal profile] dramatispersonae) wrote2012-07-07 05:55 pm

HELIODOR

[You are standing in an amphitheatre constructed of off-white marble with several rows of seats surrounding you on all sides; in the performance space at the bottom is another banquet table, with fourteen different crowns placed upon it. They are, in no particular order:

A jeweled tiara lined with diamonds
A crown of wheat
A faded kokoshnik
A coronet with its jewels missing
A gold diadem
A civic crown made out of oak leaves
A mural crown
A naval crown missing a sail
A hoop crown missing the top insignia
A crown of thorns
A striped nemes
A crown of dandelions
A plain modius
A coronation crown with beading on the side falling off]
alphabitch: (yeah okay back away now)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] alphabitch 2012-07-08 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
What? What's so fucking funny, you two?
oceansflower: (peony)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] oceansflower 2012-07-08 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
It's just funny!
alphabitch: (PARABOLA OF MYSTERY)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] alphabitch 2012-07-08 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Shut up, okay. This guy's the definition of fucking ignorant.
oceansflower: (cosmos)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] oceansflower 2012-07-08 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
You're going to pretend to be him?
oceansflower: (heather)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] oceansflower 2012-07-08 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[shrugs!]

Go for it, say what he would say!
alphabitch: (PARABOLA OF MYSTERY)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] alphabitch 2012-07-08 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Well I did my fucking best.
oceansflower: (ivy)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] oceansflower 2012-07-08 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[... that speech ...]
redblossoms: (redwood)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] redblossoms 2012-07-08 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
It's nothing.
alphabitch: (yeah okay back away now)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] alphabitch 2012-07-08 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Like hell it's nothing.
redblossoms: (terra cotta)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] redblossoms 2012-07-08 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Do you have an idea for your speech, then?
alphabitch: (PARABOLA OF MYSTERY)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] alphabitch 2012-07-08 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, I'm just gonna make shit up. And pretend I'm a fucking moron.
redblossoms: (cardinal)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] redblossoms 2012-07-08 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... that speech... ]
alphabitch: (ayyyyy)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] alphabitch 2012-07-08 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me, even that's not anywhere CLOSE to how stupid he is.
redblossoms: (tuscan)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] redblossoms 2012-07-08 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Remind me to never speak with him if he arrives.