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HELIODOR

This room is as empty as the ring was, but for a round table with seats for everyone.

You can't see the Lady, but you can feel her presence, as it were.

"I have lost everything... So there is nothing here. This game will test your commitment. And through it, I hope I will learn what belongs."

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[still sitting on Eff]

...what if we get something else to drink it. Hey, Jet, take off my sandal.

. . . oh . . .

[hey '^']

[takes the shoe]

Please allow me to introduce you to Mister Sandal. He's a notorious criminal, I think he needs to be poisoned to death.

[... snrk]

Did he let too many rocks get to your feet?

. . . I disagree with that statement. Nobody deserves to be poisoned to death.

[I HAVE MEMORIES OF THIS BRO]

But since it is just a sandal, no one has to get hurt this way.

Okay, fair! Mister Sandal is a heroic citizen who happens to have spent the last decade of his life building up an tolerance to deadly odorless poisons. Mister Sandal is also deeply offended by your lack of respect for sandalkind why am I still talking his mouth is the left toe strap.

Uh. That fucker murdered my girlfriend? And her dog too.

It's possible that I was mistaken, and that was his evil twin Mister Right Sandal, who will meet justice in a less poisony fashion at a later date so Jet doesn't punch me.

Screw that, he's a bastard.

Maybe he really is a jerk.

Exactly! Why else would we be feeding him poison. Dick.

We are not feeding anyone poison on purpose! But we can't help it if he has a tolerance for the stuff and is a jerk at the same time!

Edited 2012-07-04 04:12 (UTC)

Well FUCK who else fits THAT description?

['^']

The sandal's evil twin?

No, you asswipe. You just made me into a fucking shoe.

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ranoutofmemories - 2012-07-04 04:21 (UTC) - Expand

[. . .

oh we just described you didn't we]

[yeah you sure did]

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

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oceansflower - 2012-07-04 04:18 (UTC) - Expand

We'll just throw him in shoe jail! Besides, he's not fashionable anyway and he needs to be arrested by the fashion police.

Yes. Exactly. I couldn't have put it better myself.

Eff, if I get off you, will you promise not to do anything suicidal?

I'm fucking peachy.

[gets off of him.

...offers him a hand up >.>]

Right! They should be apprehended by the law!

Okay, okay, how about this -- the poison will only incapacitate Mister Sandal, on account of the aforementioned tolerance, long enough for that bastard who is clearly nothing like Eff at all to be apprehended by the Fashion Police who are clearly... nothing like Marine...

Aaaand I just realized I'm not going to be getting back my shoes.

Now will somebody please poison Mister Sandal?

We'll get you new shoes, I promise!

[putting sandals in the chalice '^']

[you are permitted to go on...]

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