dramatispersonae | Carnelian

[You'll find yourself in a cozy room with a round table with chairs in the center, all made from the same crackers from the ones out in the Ring. Each table is set with graham cracker silverware, empty glasses, and a menu. If you pick one of the menus up, you'll find that it feels like you're holding something sticky . . .]

I made a promise to make sure that all of you will have plenty to eat so hopefully this will be enough for now. For each round, one of you will order a pie off of the menu and that same person will eat the pie. Once it comes out, you'll be able to eat to your heart's content, and when you finish your entire meal, I'll reward you with points. The pies that are worth more might be a little peculiar to eat however, but sometimes to get your cake, you have to stomach your Brussels sprouts. Don't be picky and waste the food that you ordered.

Never limit yourselves, dears. When you do, you won't ever be able to get what you truly want.

If one person wants to eat for each round, they can. However, they are not allowed to choose the same pie more than once.

[ooc notes: For each round, your team will choose one pie off of the menu and one person to eat it. That person will then receive their pie, and they have to eat the entirety of it to receive those points.

Assume that each pie is your regular 9" pie unless it's stated otherwise.

Also for those who can't read the menu, assume there is magic involved that helps them to understand it.]

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A pair of mice wearing chef hats on top of their HAZMAT uniforms skitter out of the small door carrying a plate with a pie on top. That pie is covered in enough white fuzz to make a small animal.

They drop the plate in front of Lynx.

[. . . taking a good look at the cake, just sort of. poking it]

... this is a terrible waste of a perfectly good cake, you know.

[ew]

Maybe you can... just pick it off?

I'm not sure if it's supposed to be part of the cake. . .

[just. give him a moment to consider this, since it's kinda disgusting. POINTS ARE IMPORTANT. . .]

There's no way I won't need water if I eat this thing, but that's two points.

Edited 2012-06-26 00:31 (UTC)

Go for one glass and drink a tiny bit at a time between a lot of bites.

... And eat with your eyes closed.

That's still three overall, though! That's not bad.

...But I won't blame you for turning it down.

You guys are going to eat the next two ones and go for five points as well. You better not chicken out of this and eat everything that's put in front of you.

I'll take a glass of water.

[blah]

FINE!

Your glass fills up with water! It is the color of orange though.

I'll take colored water. Well then, I guess it's time to start.

[going to start eating the PIE, NOT CAKE, following Suzaku's suggestion then. The things I do for Carnelian...]

As soon as you take a bite, you'll swear you have discovered the universe. Well, no, not really, but seriously, that is probably the wildest mix of flavors that you've had in a long while. Was that cake? Or was that a pretzel? Was that a foot? Maybe a tissue box?

Whatever it was, IT IS THROWING YOU FOR A LOOP.

And everything will become dizzy and colorful for you. There's no nausea attached, but trying to not fall over will be difficult, and things won't stop moving.

[well this is an experience. Stumbling on his feet, having troubles just staying up. THAT IS A LOT OF COLORS]

Edited 2012-06-26 00:57 (UTC)

[holding him up to help him ... eat ...]

[yes thank you. Kind of putting most of his wight on him right now

He's going to valiantly keep on eating the whole pie but he's very visibly out of it]

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