؟ ([personal profile] dramatispersonae) wrote2012-04-27 09:13 pm

ROOM 5

[You enter a pleasant sitting room: there are nine plush comfy chairs in a semi-circle in front of a crackling fireplace, and a table set with various finger-foods and two carafes, one of water and one of wine. It'd be a very nice room ... if not for the dummy lying facedown on the floor with a giant butcher knife sticking out of its back and a little bottle by one of its hands, marked with a tiny skull and crossbones. There's a hangman's noose around its neck, though the other end looks rather frayed.

The pleasant voice of a woman -- not the persona -- begins to speak:]

Hello and welcome. I wish it could have been under better circumstances, but today has some interesting circumstances. As you can see, my good associate, Mister X, has met an unfortunate end. I've reason to believe it might be one of you! Shall we see if I'm right?
oneknightstands: (It's possible; I kill a lot of people.)

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[personal profile] oneknightstands 2012-04-28 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You think this is happy?
goneastray: (*your fur it is on fire)

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[personal profile] goneastray 2012-04-29 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
You said he deserved it. That means you think it's right.
oneknightstands: That is a noble cause. Give me the sixty-five, I'm on the job. (I make him better Humperdinck suffers?)

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[personal profile] oneknightstands 2012-04-29 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't mean I'm happy about it. Whoever did this could have made a bit less of a mess.
goneastray: (*here I am)

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[personal profile] goneastray 2012-04-29 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, do you know a lot about keeping things clean?
oneknightstands: I must know. Get used to disappointment. (Who are you? No one of consequence.)

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[personal profile] oneknightstands 2012-04-29 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, do you want some tips for the next time?
goneastray: (*alive with the beating of young hearts)

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[personal profile] goneastray 2012-04-29 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I can't get mixed up in anything like that. I have to stay out of attention. Or it would get really tricky for me.
oneknightstands: (There's not a lot of money in revenge)

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[personal profile] oneknightstands 2012-04-29 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
How tricky is tricky?
goneastray: (*just me and you)

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[personal profile] goneastray 2012-04-29 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'd have more people looking for me. I don't think I'd like that.
oneknightstands: Do you always begin conversations this way? (You don't happen to have six fingers?)

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[personal profile] oneknightstands 2012-04-29 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
So you're on the run from the law.
goneastray: (*tell me what the rain knows)

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[personal profile] goneastray 2012-04-29 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
I took some things. People don't like that. They need to learn to share.
oneknightstands: Time to fight monsters! (Dawning light in the east)

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[personal profile] oneknightstands 2012-04-29 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Things aren't always fair in this world.
goneastray: (*right here in the place where we belong)

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[personal profile] goneastray 2012-04-29 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
I think you know a lot about that too.